Warming my jets with schoolboy antics
I'll never forget the first time I was ever nude in public. I was raised to be quite modest (one of the reasons I get such a kick out of seeing other people naked, maybe?) and never undressed all the way even in lockerrooms. Anyway, in the nearby university aquatic center they had these old-fashioned personal sauna cabinets -- sort of a chair you sat on with these big clamshell doors you'd fold around yourself with your head sticking out. I must have been in middle school at the time but while sitting in one warming up after swimming all day (one of my parents worked for the university so we could go there.) Anyway, I was just sitting in there sweating away and it occurred to me I could just slip off my trunks and nobody would know. Nevermind that nobody would care, that wasn't the point. *I* cared and while I hadn't figured out masturbation yet I remember it made me horny as all can be. A few days later I actually dared to do it and that made me even hornier. (The thrill faded pretty quickly.)
Anyway the other evening I was out by a hot tub. It was raining buckets, there wasn't anyone else around, and since my knees were a little sore I turned on the jets. Rising up and turning to get the top of one knee the jet brushed across my groin and that naturally reminded me of the one time I had sex in a hot tub. That was pretty cool, or hot, really. My partner at the time had been necking and petting and I'd suggested she try playing the jets over her clitoris. She hadn't expected to but she liked it *A LOT.* Enough so that a few minutes later she asked me to enter her from behind, in the tub, and she was by far wet enough that after the first quarter inch I was able to slide deep inside her. I thought *that* was cool because she was wriggly-passionate, the far-away lights cast beautiful highlights over her shoulders, face, and half-lidded eyes as she looked back at me, and the bubbles as the bounced past her vulva and trickled up past my balls and ass tickled delightfully. (Oop. I'm digressing. I hope you don't mind.)
Anyway, I've always been turned on by pool sex, and tub sex, and the way women are able to get off that way on the jets. I've also been kind of peeved that that trick never really seems to work for men. Anyway, to get back to my story, there was no one around, the tub was totally full of bubbles, so I turned around a bit more, slipped down my trunks the same way I did as a pre-teen decades ago, and let the jets play over my naked cock and balls.
To be perfectly honest I'm still a little peeved that that trick never really seems to work for men. BUT! I must say it still felt very, very nice. Like someone aggressively but clumisly licking me with a strong mouth and tongue, applying enough pressure but not really able to hit the right spots.
Here's the thing, though. I sort of decided that maybe if I practiced enough I could figure out how to masturbate that way. I'd like the opportunity to try but I don't have a tub, don't really have anywhere to put it, couldn't really afford it or the consequent heating bills if I did, and I'm not sure I'd really ever find enough time to figure out how to make it work.
But can you just imagine what a riot it would be sitting in front of somebody, on the side of the tub, as he tried it out? I think 99 times out of 100 it would just make him madly horny and frustrated (it wouldn't hurt that you were sitting right in front of him, looking in his eyes, murmering words of encouragement, maybe letting him rouse himself further by kissing him or letting him nuzzle your breasts or kiss your thighs or, if you lay back a bit, lick your belly, thighs, and pussy?) Think what it would be like to see him grow impatient and watch him stand, the foamy water sluicing off his reddened hips and thighs and rampant, literally steaming-hot erection?
These questions passed through my mind as I slipped my trunks back up over my own throbbing erection, but by the time I'd gotten out, pulled on my too-wet robe, and walked the hundred yards back to my room where family, friends, and supper waited, those questions, and my erection, had faded.
For the moment...
Water just plain old downright turns me on.
It doesn't matter where -- swimming pool, ocean, jacuzzi... I love it. LOVE IT. And i'd be happy to encourage the guy trying to get it on in a hot tub in any way i can.
But maybe that's just me. :-)
[Cool! That's wonderfully supportive of you, Minx. :-) Thanks. --fl]
I had sex in a pool once. It was the coldest sex of my life. We finished on the pool deck, wrapped in blankets, trying not to freeze to death.
[Yikes! Sorry to hear about that. Sex in cold weather when you're skin's dry is actually kind of fun, though you can't really dawdle and you usually don't undress all the way. Sex, while cold, in damp blankets though? Sounds memorable but ghastly. I'd prefer a hot tub over a pool if it's anything less than about 80 degrees. Thanks, Autumn. --fl]
i have the desperate need to find a hot tub now. there was some magic trick the whole time and i never knew about it?! so this brings to mind a little story of my younger (and being i'm not too old it's not that much younger) years.... female friends of mine (and the general public) have often made little quips about masterbating with massaging (sic) shower heads or jets from baths etc - but i never got it. it just doesn't work for me, it doesn't even really excite me. i can't even seem to bring myself to orgasm without any tools. it's like it doesn't feel as good if i know what is coming. i have to have that vibe on extra high with direct clitirol stimulation for waaaaaay too long to get off... yet less than two minutes of attention from the boy can have me screaming. it makes no sense!! help figgy! i need a post on this!! figure out the womans clit for me!
[I promise I'm not trying to be tawdry when I say this but I'd have to see yours up close to be able to say much about it. It might sound less forward if I added that I'd also want to talk with you about it for a while. I'm actually pretty good at helping people have orgasms and, at least in the past, I've been pretty good at helping them how to get off by themselves. But it really sort of helps to be there. Without being there I'll just say that the biggest obstacle most people seem to have (men and women) is having the patience and maintaining interest/horniness long enough to train a new set of nerves to be orgasmic. (That's what I meant in this post where I said it would take a while but I could see how I could eventually get there.) I *am* going to say that most women I've heard from say it's the opposite for them -- they can get off very quickly on their own but not with a partner. Not great for you when you're by yourself but pretty nice when you're with your partner. Thanks, FM! --fl]
Great post. I would love to help you figure out how to coompletely satisfy yourself in the hot tub. Sounds like it could be a LOT of fun for both of us. ;)
[I think it would be fun, Pandora. Not just sexy fun but learning-something fun. Thanks! --fl]
I am sorry to say that I have never even been in a hot tub let alone have sex in one.
It was on my things to do list last year but some how I didn't do it!
[Well, if you ever do then at least try out the jets. Take care, Gigi. --fl]
I used to have A LOT of water sex, esp in the ocean where the salt water makes everyone a little more bouyant.
But now I worry about having too much fun in a hot tub because I heard that it can make one much more prone to infection and I certainly don't need any of that!
I wonder if you could find the right kind of jet, set it to a slower setting and actually insert yourself into the jet, maybe that would do it? Though that might be a little dangerous and not very easy to explain to the pool repair guy (or the paramedics if you got stuck).
[Yeah, I'm not that into insertion into mechanical devices on the best of days, let alone one pumping water under pressure. As for germs and tubs, you probably would want to make sure it was quite clean and pretty fee of chemicals. The one I had sex in was usually unused and was kept clean with a UV/ozone sterilizer and there weren't any consequences. It's worth noting, though, that an awful lot of people have played against the jets for an awful lot of years. On the other hand, who knows how many people have also come down with something after. Thanks, Shay. --fl]
I've tried the shower-massager trick many times and usually am disappointed. It's just not strong enough for me, and by the time I get the water cool enough not to fry my tender parts, the rest of me is freezing!
The image of you with your suit down in the hot tub is...quite compelling. And that all I'm going to say about it. :D
[Next time fill the tub first. It really ought to work about the same (though maybe not strongly enough) and at least you won't get cold. To be honest I'm not sure about the shower-massager trick, Aag, but I know a number of (admittedly flexible) people who swear by the lying-under-the-tap method. Mileage varies, though, which is part of why sex is fun. Thanks for the kind words, by the way. --fl]
First orgy was in a hot tub but the water actually made it harder to stay lubed. The sex didn't get better until all 6 of us got out. However the water and jets did get us in the mood.
As for masturbating with the jets.... Oh ya!!! .. or with that one particular stream of my shower head. It's that one thats just a little more intense than all the rest
For guys you may want to try a technique I just wrote about in my blog. It may even out the score.
[I'll take a look... Ooh, sounds interesting. I've tried something like that before and it didn't work but as I've mentioned elsewhere sometimes it takes getting used to and then...! By the way, I've heard, but haven't verified, that the new silicone-based lubes work well underwater. Thanks G&M! --fl]
I'm not at liberty to explain how I know about this, but you could try lounging in a regular bathtub and using a cup to pour water over your penis, over and over and over again, until...bam, you're done.
As for your reply to femi-mommy: "Figleaf is...The Clitoris Whisperer."
Yes, pool jets, hot tub jets, shower head massagers... all wonderful things to me. I did have a lover go down on me underwater, that was pretty exciting, partially because I was afraid he'd drown... But I'd not thought of the male aspect (selfish, i suppose.)
Water can be fun, ocean, pool, tub, but I just assumed that men would just take matters "into their own hands" so to speak.
[That still seems to work best. Funny how guys are supposed to be the technology mavens and we still haven't figured out many (non-completely-rediculous) toys or tools that work better than our hands for masturbation. Thanks, Bella. --fl]
There used to be dozens of places around the Silicon Valley where you could rent jacuzzis and hot tubs "by the hour", but that was back in the early 80's before the threat of AIDS was properly realized. Nowadays, however, there's normally a "hot sheets motel" someplace close by that will have in-room jacuzzis or spa-sized tubs. (You may need to ask for the bridal suite...)
For those who have never tried hot tub sex, it is WELL worth the effort. And if you get hooked, well... The new brands of spas start at the $2000 range, which isn't too bad.
Health concerns: Never in water over 104 degrees, TOPS. Lower if you have a heart condition. The water has to be properly treated with chlorine or bromine, and tested daily. Never spa while drunk or on drugs; the hot water amplifies the soporific effect, and drunks have been known to fall asleep and drown.
But if you have never done this, DO SO. You won't regret it.
[Now that you mention it, TR, I'm wondering just how much of a west-coast thing hot tubs really are. Gigi mentioned never having been in one but out this way even the public swimming pools all have them. Of course in the Northwest it's partly to ward off hypothermia but even so. Maybe I'm extrapolating too much from Gigi's comment. Finally, good advice on hot-tub safety. Thanks. --fl]
I've had sex in the hot tub on a number of occassions and, while it can be fun, I do prefer my penetration to be sans water. I've had orgasms to the jets as well but I must say, the absolute best orgasms I've ever had have been due to the shower massager!! Since I've moved, I haven't had one and I miss it like a favorite lover...sigh...;)
[I'm not saying I'd do it very often (we didn't even do it again when we had the chance later that trip) but we both really enjoyed doing it once. Thanks, DS. --fl]
Water sex hasn't really done it for me, but I do like a good soak afterwards.
Nice speedo.
[Of course a good soak after is nice after almost everything. Am I right? Thanks, Goose. --fl]
my, but i do love that hair on your body...
makes my fingertips itch to crawl all over you
[Oh thanks, TG. I'm very glad you like it! --fl]
mmmm yum!
[Thanks, Anastasia. --fl]
Oh, I've done that so many times. And mmm, the slow build-up is incredible (for me, anyway).
That and my trusty water-pik used to be my two favorite masturbatory tools. I've since moved on to bigger and better things, but it's nice to go back from time to time. Sort of like visiting an old friend.
[Over the years a number of people have hinted about the virtues of their waterpics but I keep imagining they'd be too intense. I'm obviously wrong. Thanks for the continuing education, SD. --fl]