Questions about etiquette
Is it considered gentlemanly to put fresh batteries in someone's toy? How about letting them sit naked in your lap and lean back against your chest while they play with ? I mean, yeah, there are ulterior motives -- feeling someone's ass wriggling in your lap while they're wearing out the batteries feels *marvelous* -- but she's still only got two hands and if you're right behind them you can offer your own hands as backup, plus nibble on her shoulders and neck, and when she arches back it's easy to reach her mouth and kiss it.
And if she's shuddering and panting you can wrap your arms around her and hold her close to you so she won't have to use one of her hands just to brace herself. And then there's that wild trick where you unzip and pop out and she lifts up for a second and then you're sticking up and out between her legs so she can grab some lube and hold it like she's making a fist and it'll really look to her as if she were a man masturbating himself.
Oh, and if she pulls the topside of you against her then the pressure and motion against her clit when she's stroking you like that makes it feel even better for both of you. But of course if she really were a man she wouldn't have a pair of hot hands squeezing her breasts while she was stroking herself, or hot breath on the back of her neck, or groans and whispers of "oh, oh... oh man, oh my that's good" in her ear...
Um, what was the question?
Oh Figgy you gave me girl wood with this post.
[Oh cool. Thank you, Anastasia. --fl]
A very erotic post, FL. So erotic, in fact, that it requires an afternoon nap with one's significant other, or if he/she is unavailable, a favorite toy.
Expect no more comments this afternoon. Your readers are leaving their computers and heading towards their bedrooms, unzipping as they walk...
Thank you.
[Wow, thank you Kochanie! --fl]
Um, I've lost the ability to think clearly. I think I'll be coming back to this later....
[Cool! Thanks! Hey, are you ever going to get a computer at home, Camogirl? --fl]
Having already had my daily couch time (see my site for evidence), I can recall the question.
Yes, it is good etiquette to provide fresh batteries and a sturdy lap.
Thank you for verifying that.
Hot hot post.
[Thank you, AAG! --fl]
Fig, you're demonic sometimes. Really. Thank you :P
IN answer to your question... fresh batteries are always appreciated, and the lap? YUM
[Thanks, Darkneuro! --fl]
dang, now i'm all hot and bothered and one handed which makes self pleasure lopgistically much more difficult! lol
[Yikes. Thank you, Lime! --fl]
I am no Emily Post, but were she to answer your question, I believe, after sighing in her desire, she would claim you as a very well mannered chap. A true gentleman.
[Oh my. Thank you, Goose! --fl]
Very considerate of you to think of putting fresh batteries into someone's toy! I really appreciate how your mind works ...
Lovely pictures!
[Thank you, Rhia. --fl]
I've forgotten the question. Now you've got me all hot and bothered. Some very good ideas, though; I'll have to try them out.
[Oh good! Definitely try them out, Amber. I admit I haven't done all those things in one go (never had a partner who used a vibrator at all for one thing) but I've done bits and pieces and they're all pretty fun. (Sigh!) --fl]
I think the answer to the question is yes. That was a great post.
[Thank you, Moosekahl! --fl]
To heck with etiquette, do what you want, when you want. ;)
[Thanks, Boo! --fl]
I would love it if my boyfriend put batteries in for me. Especially if that's what it lead to.
I might be forced to set the toy aside, though ;)
[Sweet answer, RS. Thank you. --fl]
I got sidetracked when you started nibbling my ear and dropped my toy...
[Wow. I'm feeling unreasonably flattered by everyone's responses. Thank you Mink! (And thank you everyone else.) --fl]
There's always been a computer at my house, just not mine personally. That changed about a month ago. I am now the proud owner of a brand new computer, and it resides in my bedroom. ;)
[Hey, congratulations, TC! Beats trying to read and post from work, eh? --fl]
Mmmmmmmmmmm.....
Now I'm all tingly.
*grin*
[Cool! Thank you, EB! --fl]
Ooh!!
That DOES sound like A LOT of fun figgy! ^_^
[Thanks, Shay! --fl]
oh my lord, this entry is awesome! ;)
[I'm glad you liked it, M. Thanks. --fl]
It's posts like this that make me wish I didn't try reading these things while I'm at work, but glad that the bathroom stalls are nice and private. Now if only I can keep quiet while I go in there and imagine the scene you've just painted for me...
[Oh my, Knees! Thank you. --fl]
Awesome blog. Peace out until next time TabathaOster
[Thanks, Tabatha. --fl]