All I needed was a good (chocolate) excuse

It must be Madame X day here at Real Adult Sex. (Actually I'm just catching up on everybody's posts since I've fallen way behind, but I'm getting a lot of great ideas from her.) The other day she posted about a product she found at her local sex shop called Clone a pussy.

The box says that you could stick a magnet on the back of the cloned pussy or you could use the mold to make candles, soap or chocolates. Maybe for Halloween I could make up a batch of pussy chocolates and send them to all my loyal blogger friends and then make refrigerator magnets for holiday gifts!

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I think that I'll be giving the Clone a Pussy/Cock kits as birthday gifts this year.

Read the rest of her gift ideas here. (Hint: wedding guests!)

I feel like I've been falling entirely behind the curve on erotic postings, partly because I've been under the weather and partly because my laptop was stolen Labor Day morning while my family slept safely upstairs. Anyway, Madame's idea is a perfect excuse for reprising a post about my own experiment in casting from a year and a half ago.

Casting an erect penis is a taxing operation. Of course I said that about photographing an erection and I eventually figured that out. :-) Unlike photographing yourself, which only seems to require three hands, casting yourself takes four or five.

The trick is you get alginate, that stuff you bite into at the dentist when they need to take an impression. Here are the steps:

• Get everything ready
• Make a moderately large tube out of something like plastic to hold the molding material. (Considering the subject to be cast the tube has to be open at both top and bottom.
• Get an erection
• Mix the alginate
• Put the tube over your erection
• Make sure there's a good seal on the bottom of the tube
• Pour in the alginate
• Keep the erection
• Work quickly -- alginate sets in less than 90 seconds
• Try keeping an erection when it's buried in a large quantity of room-temperature-and-cooling alginate
• Try not to move so you won't screw up the mold
• Try keeping an erection
• Try not to curse when it turns out the alginate has either leaked out the bottom, you didn't mix enough, you (inevitably) shrank before the alginate set, etc.
• Try getting the now-useless alginate out of your pubic hair and the towel you had sense enough to put under you
• Wish you had someone to help

Ideas for next time:

• Wait till you have a much more durable, less stimulation-dependent morning erection.
• Mix up enough alginate
• Have someone there to help you mix the alginate, or
• Have someone there to help you get or maintain the erection while you mix the alginate
• Consider Viagra so you can't *help* but keep the erection even if your elderly mother-in-law (who you're very happy to visit with under other circumstances) drops by
• Have someone help you make your erection *very* hard
• Have someone rub a very light layer of glycerin-based gel or lotion all over your penis and testicles so the alginate won't stick to your pubic hair
• The preceding two steps may be combined without adversely affecting the procedure
• Think up an inspired idea since you couldn't find any Viagra.
• Tell your helper your idea
• Tell her you think a very sexy kind of dildo might look like it's being held tightly at the base by the perfectly formed mold of a woman's hand.
• Show her how to grip you at the base so your erection grows till the head is shiny, almost purple, and the blood vessels stand out like vines on a tree.
• Mix the alginate
• Pour the alginate
• Wait the remaining 90 seconds
• Gingerly unmold everything
• Grab the just-barely-melted bee's-wax you've kept handy
• Pour it into the mold
• Set all that aside
• Clean off your erection
• Insert your erection in your helper's vagina and make love to her just the way she likes best as a way of saying thanks.
• Make sure she comes but you don't, not yet
• Gently unmold the now-hardened-but-still-warm wax from the alginate
• Pour more wax into the mold if possible so you'll have a spare
• Hand your helper the new warm dildo
• Push her gently onto her back with her head near the edge of the bed
• Part her legs
• Ask her to use the dildo while you stroke her clitoris
• Look closely and tell her how hot she looks when she does that
• Get another erection
• Move up near her head and watch her spontaneously open her mouth and slurp you in
• Watch her shift up a bit and drop her head back off the side of her bed so that her throat is wide open
• Feel her reach up, grab your hips, and pull you all the way into her throat
• Be surprised and pull back out a bit, afraid you might choke her
• Feel surprised as she pulls you back in and encourages you to keep moving
• Feel weak with pleasure and lean over her body
• Notice she's abandoned the dildo in favor of rubbing her clitoris
• Gallantly re-insert the dildo for her
• Move it in her in a way that mirrors your erection in her mouth
• Notice her hand on your ass is urging you to move a little faster
• Comply, correspondingly speeding the dildo
• Watch her start to come
• Start to come yourself
• Finish coming together
• Gently withdraw from her mouth and give her a warm upside-down kiss
• Reverse your position so you're lying together side-by-side
• Hold her close
• Say thanks, I couldn't have done it without you.

Update: Materials warning: Bee's wax has a very high melting temperature (146° F) and can cause severe burns compared to, for instance, standard white paraffin/candle (115° F) wax. It may be a nice, natural, non-cracking/flaking material for casting body parts but reputable sources suggest it's a bad idea for skin.

Update: If you're really into it you can buy a penis casting kit from here though you may be able to find something more general purpose instead. Note: I chose the products I linked to, coincidentally both from the same company, because they showed up near the top in Google queries. I'm not affiliated with the company in any way. They appear to be fine products but since I haven't used these products I can't specifically endorse or vouch for them. Alginate is pretty much alginate so if you're going to try casting yourself or a loved one any source of dental/medical grade alginate should work equally well.

I originally posted this here back in April, 2005

Madame X added in comments to her post that she's thinking about molding herself in chocolate for gifts. If I ever manage to cast myself I am *so* going to make chocolate molds of it for anyone who wanted one.