HNT Reverse racoon tan
So you know when you go skiing, and it's really, really, *really* sunny the way it was in Utah last weekend (where I went on a quick vacation) and you're pretty much all covered up except for your forehead, cheeks, chin, and neck, and you slather the exposed bits with SPF 30 sunscreen but the bright sun shining directly or reflecting off the snow bakes your skin anyway so that you wind up with a tan/burn everywhere on your face except where your goggles were so that you wind up looking like a reverse racoon?
Well, that happened to me this weekend. Except, like a dork, I'm an anonymous blogger so I'll have to settle for showing pretty much everywhere else I didn't get sunburned either.

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)
Oh yeah, and here behind the scenes is a behind-the-scenes photo of my behind.

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Nice definition on those, um, calves. Cute bum, too!
janeway
[Why thank you, Captain. --fl]
Wow Fig - you have gorgeous legs! HHNT!
[Thanks, Jeannie. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Great photo-Happy HNT!
[Thank you, Regal. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Sorry to hear about the reverse raccoon. Sunburns of any kind are not fun.
Very nice picture of your other parts though! ;-)
HHNT!
~Her
[Thanks, Her. It must not have been too bad because except for one family member's still-burnt lips we're all already recovered. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Lucky for us you are an anonymous blogger. Although I would love to see your face also.
HHNT Figleaf.
[I know, it's funny to know so much about people, including how they look undressed, without knowing what color eyes they have. But just funny funny, not funny strange. Thanks, TME. And Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
I have some great first aid cream that can help.
HHNT
[Thanks for the kind offer, Ag. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
You most definitely won't hear me complaining :D :D
HHNT!!
Gorgeous legs!
[Thanks, Becca! Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Hmmm well these pics are better than any face anyway!! hehe lol
HHNT :) (Nice butt! ;) )
[And most of the people who've seen my face would probably agree, Chelle. :-) Thank you. Happy HNT too. --fl]
Hmmm I can't tell which I like better! HHNT!
[Thank you, Lushlyme. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Um wow....those pics are such a great tease......you couldn't have moved the towel just a little???
;P
HHNT
Caption for photo #1: "Beware of the Ides of March!" You really do look like a Roman senator in the bath.
Caption for photo #2: "Et tu, Butte?" (Yeah, I know I could get shot for such bad puns.)
Thank you for the lovely photos, Figleaf. HHNT!
[*OH* you are bad, Kochanie. Those are wonderful! Thank you so much. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Sunburned in March? Despite the pain, there is something kind of cool about that.
Oh, and I love that tub. Reminds me of a bathtub from my youth. It had feet, too.
HHNT!
~Him
[OMG, it was gorgeous weather -- slightly weak snow but absolutely heavenly otherwise. Thank you, Him. And happy HNT. --fl]
Oh good, posterior analytics :)
[Heh. Thank you, A. --fl]
So sexy!
[Thank you, Wordslut. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Yum! Happy HNT, Fig.
xox
[Thanks, MsB. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Aw, what a cute little behind, all put out there for the spanking. :)
HAPPY HNT!
*pinch pinch* sorry can't help myself.
great pics and now i am missing my old claw foot tub from the old house. the tub at the new house just does not cut it....sigh...
HHNT
[One of the minor tragedies of being so tall is that I can't take a proper bath in most tubs. My partner and our kids love it. All I usually do is sit next to it. :-) Thanks, Lime. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
hmmm... I really like that first shot. Quite the tease, there. 'Course I never *ever* complain about a nice behind-the-scenes behind ;-)
Funny thing is, I got my first sunburn last week, too... although not of the racoon variety. Happy HNT!
tp
[Glad you enjoyed the behind-the-scenes photo, TP, and glad you had enough sun to get a sunburn but sorry you actually got one. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
GREAT ASS!
HHNT!
[Thanks, Just Me! Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
delurking to say oh.... my. *fans self*
[Hey, you're welcome to delurk anytime, Ruth. Seriously, thanks for stopping by. --fl]
HOT!
[Thanks, Tracy. And Happy HNT. --fl]
That tub looks awful inviting! Happy HNT
[Thanks, Moosekahl. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
ooo nice legs!
[Thank you, Stealth. You've got nice legs *and* you can fit in a bathtup. Lucky you. Happy HNT. --fl]
Oh goodness! HHNT
[Thank you, Susie. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
well, the parts you can show are wonderful... :)
glad to hear you are recovering...
peace...
[Thanks, Monkey. --fl]
Hey Figgy...
Fabulous photo...glad I finally found your site again :)
Smooches
MG
[Hey Mermaid Girl! It has been a long time. Smooches to you too. --fl]
nice quads
i covet your claw-foot tub...
[Thank you, ThatGirl! --fl]