HNT - No shirt, no shoes, no service?

check please!!!

*~*happy hnt*~*

[What, no dessert first? :-) Thanks, Phain. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]

More like "no shoes, no shirt, no problem"!

[Heh. Thanks, Osbasso. And, of course, happy HNT. --fl]

Tease! ;)

[More to come in the series though. Thanks, Quilzas. --fl]

Haha! Good point!

[Thanks, B. --fl]

Are you on the menu?

HHNT!!!

[Heh. Thanks, Ag. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]

The beautifully ironed shirt, polished shoes, not to mention the lovely asking-for-attention body are all duly noted. But then as usual I am diverted by irrelevancy and wonder about the squashed insect/smudge at the top left. Is it on the wall? It's not my screen - I've checked.

[It's an unused bedroom in an old house and that's an old picture-hanger. Hope it wasn't too distracting. :-) Thanks, A. --fl]

Lol... I don't mind your literal interpretation at all.

Happy HNT!

[Thank you, Cosima. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Another good joke - thanks.

[You're welcome, LR. Happy HNT. --fl]

Hehehe, I had thought about this before when i saw those signs, but never saw it so graphically represented!

HAPPY HNT! :)

[I know. You see them all the time and... WTF? Thanks, Polt. Happy HNT. --fl]

Nice shoes!

[Thank you, Madame. To be honest I think I've only worn them once... I mean... *square toes?* What's next, big buckles, and buckled hats to complete the "Mayflower" look? :-) --fl]

*pffft* what do THEY know!?

I say 'NO PROBLEM'

Very sexy....

HappyHNT!

[Thank you, Vixen. No problem at all. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

What service would you like? HHNT!

[Hmm. :-) Thanks, Lushlyme. And happy HNT. --fl]

i'll pick up that tab ;)

happy hnt funny man.

[Thank you, Keda. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Classic HNT, Fig! Funny and sexy and good fuel for the imagination. You look like you are striding purposefully into the other room (bedroom? kitchen?), expecting or hoping for "service". Actually, to be literal, you have shoes and a shirt so ....

[Right! Shirt, check. Shoes, check. So *technically* they'd have to let me in, right? :-) Thanks for your kind words, Kitty. --fl]

Oh delightful! You can be the discipline for my bad grrl this week ;) HHNT!

[Thanks, Jean! Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Figgie all I know is that they're not Birkies!!

[Oh dear, you know me too well then, eh? Actually I've never worn actual Birkies, but I'm addicted to Keens and Tevas which amount to the same thing only more outdoorsy. Thanks, Madame. --fl]

May I take your shoes, sir? HHNT!

This reminds me of a story about the philosopher Elizabeth Anscombe. As legend has it, the went out to a fancy restaurant with a bunch of colleagues wearing slacks (this was sometime in the 50, when slacks were not acceptable formal wear for women). The host informed her that the restaurant did not admit ladies wearing pants. So she took them off.

[Well there you go. I know there was a pretty fancy restaurant in my hometown that didn't let men who weren't wearing ties. The kicker, though, is that they had loaner clip-on ties. Go figure they wouldn't have loaner skirts. It's all pretty silly. Thanks, P! --fl]

Oh damn, what I wouldn't do to be those pair of shoes! Nice HNT!

[Wow. Thanks, Red! Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Heh. This made my day (and made me laugh). Happy HNT!

[Glad you enjoyed the joke, Danielle. Thank you. And happy HNT. --fl]

My internet time has been much shorter than usual so I haven't been up to date on your fantastic posts

But lovely. Just lovely

[Thank you, Dana. --fl]

I'd tip for that!

[Thank you, Adela. --fl]