HNT- Perennial question answered

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So... a lot of guys get a little panicked when their partner asks if this or that makes her butt look fat.

The proper answer, I realized long ago, is to snuggle close behind her, wrap your arms politely around her waist, bury your nose in her hair and inhale her scent, pull your hands back to grip her hips, pull her firmly but not roughly against you, and sigh...

"Mmm, could you repeat the question?"


[Note: More pictures in this series here. --fl]

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)

23 Comments

hehe smart answer

happy hnt

[Thanks, OFM. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Hella said

Damn.....great answer!
Happy HNT

[Thanks, Hella. Happy HNT to you. --fl]

Zoely said

LOL I gave up asking that...but yer ass looks fine!! HHNT!

[Thank you, Zoely. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

TUG said

That's a great response. You are well learned :) HHNT!

[Thanks, TUG. Happy HNT to you. --fl]

shibari said

*squeeze* GREAT pic!

[Thanks, Shibari! --fl]

Bella said

That'd work for me everysingletime!!
HHNT

[Thanks, Bella. Happy HNT. --fl]

Cathy said

You are the smooth one. I just love Thursdays. :o)

[Thank you, Cathy. I like Thursdays too. --fl]

hollz said

Lol Always say no Sweetie!!
Your ass looks beautiful and thats the truth

Happy HNT!!!!!!!!!

[Thanks, Hollz. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Vixen said

Niiiiiiice ass.

And I love what your answer.

HappyHNT!

[Thanks, Vixen. And happy HNT to you. --fl]

bsoholic said

Happy HNT

[Thanks, Bsoholic. Happy HNT yourself. --fl]

Charlie said

That, my friend, is the right answer. HHNT

[Thank you, Charlie. Happy HNT to you. --fl]

Bunny said

Finally - a man who knows the right answer to the question! And honey, you look awesome in those jeans. But then I think everyone knows I have a denim fetish . . . HHNT!

[Thanks, Bunny. Yeah, I like denim too. Happy HNT. --fl]

Pinklady said

Happy HNT! Perfect answer, by the way ;)

[Thanks, Pinklady. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

My boyfriend still doesn't understand that sometimes when I'm complaining about my body, I'm just thinking out loud and he doesn't even have to respond. I'm working on it. I learned a long time ago that a better question is, "So, how do I look?" The answer is usually something like "Smashing," if you're asking the right person. Why state it as a negative question, eh?

Looking good, FL ;) Happy HNT!

[Yup. Why the heck would someone ask someone else for a negative assessment? Thanks, WG --fl]

tkkerouac said

Pinch
Happy HNT!

[Aww thanks, TK. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Smart man !!!! Very smart man who will get laid enthusiastically on the spot !

[Thank you, Annie. --fl]

Ag said

Dammmmm I bet you get whatever your heart desires with that answer. I know I would give you whatever you want.

Great Pic

HHNT

[Thank you, Ag. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]

Madame X said

Good answer Fig!
Now ladies, be fair!
Remember never to ask questions, especially to men, that you Do NOT want to hear the answer to!

[Oh *absolutely* don't ask men questions unless you want answers! It's worth mentioning that it's not just men who suffer from Male-answer Syndrome (MOS.) But it *is* a syndrome and fairly or not it *is* named after us. :-) Thank you, Madame. --fl]

lushlyme said

You could always say no!

I never ask the question though but then I know the answer is yes.

HHNT!

[Well, that's true too. But sometimes it's a good idea to be a little more direct. :-) Thanks, LM. --fl]

Damn, you have a way with words. Oh, you didn't actually say anything. Well, in this case, actions do speak louder than words. Mmmmmmm!

[Thank you, Red. --fl]

Blue Gal said

Figleaf, you get it.

[Thank you, Blue Gal! --fl]

Flora said

LOL - if a woman is going to ask such a question, which is a bad idea virtually all of the time, than that is EXACTLY the correct answer. :-)

Oh and yes, great pic!

[Thank you on both counts, Flora. I appreciate it. --fl]

Titiana Peaks said

OMG, best answer EVER!!!!!!!

[Thanks, TP. --fl]

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