The lonesome highway calls
Ducky DooLittle of Ask Ducky reminds everyone that
Oral sex (heterosexual or homosexual) is against the law in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia, and Washington D.C.
Oh what antiquated laws we have on the books... But this could make for a really fun game of Highway Bingo! So far I have only broken the law in two states. How about you?
Well, I've actually quoted the whole post but you can find a lot of other cool Ducky wisdom here.
Technically I think "Highway Bingo" could be a wonderful new euphemism for road head," although there are probably already other laws in those and other states against that.
(I ought to mention that whereas fellatio-style road-head is relatively easy in a standard sedan, station wagon, or mini-van, I've only been able to give a partner cunnilingus-style road-head in a step van. Which really isn't fair because how much interstate driving does anyone do in those things? Oh well, there are some very nice things to be said about cunnilingus-style warm-hood-of-a-car-on-the-side-of-a-deserted-state-highway head that's both safer *and* very effective... but also against the law in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia, and Washington D.C....)
[Quick note: I'm recovering from a cold that really had me hammered yesterday and over the weekend. Sorry for the slow posts. --fl]
Thanks for the plug. (So to speak!) xoxo - Ducky
[Totally happy to, Ducky. --fl]