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AlwaysArousedGirl wrote a lovely post today about personals, profiles, popcorn buckets, promises, and... penis size.

Upon being promised a huge, overflowing, never-ending bucket of popcorn, the expectation in your mind has been set and set high.  No one really needs a barrel of popcorn, but if the offer has been made, you want it fulfilled, and by God there had better be enough for ten people.

Think of how different your mind-set would be if you were told to expect an average-sized bucket.  Or even a small bucket!  When once the snack arrived, you might be surprised by a more than fulfilling quantity.

I call today for nothing more or less than the truth in penis marketing.  Men, if you have an penis that is average in length and/or girth, wear it proudly.  Use it proudly.  Say “NO!” to the artificial inflation of cock statistics and yesYesYES to being honest about what’s rockin’ in your pants.

Proclaim “I’m average!” with your head — and your dick — held high.
She said it here.

Anyway, I totally love the metric AAG uses: it's not whether they're large or small for her, it's whether or how well their actual size matches the descriptions.

Yes, there may be actual "size queens" in the world but, um, they're going to figure it out. And for every one of those there's someone else who'd rather not have her cervix banged into anyway. And so... why fudge?

One last thing. My penis is almost perfectly average in length and girth and I actually am pretty proud about it.

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A similar thing happens with women and weight. I've heard things like "What a whale, she must be a hundred and eighty pounds!" We're so used to rounding down, the numbers have gotten absurdly unrealistic.

And with them, the numbers-based judgment. Not every 180-pound woman carries it the same way, and not every 5-inch cock feels quite the same. People aren't beans, you can't sort them by size and get much meaning out of it.

Even if you're winning the numbers game. Saying "he had a 9 inch cock" doesn't mean nearly as much as "he had a wonderful cock."

Christina B said

The best orgasm I have every had was with a yoga instructor who had a very small penis. His energy in combination with specific positions that maximized feeling were the keys. He was very small, but he knew how to work that.

Also, I have been with quite a wide range of sizes and I find that "average" is better because I enjoy a wider variety of positions.

More often than not, men post pictures of their penises. They should post references too.

It seems to me that even gay men are starting to complain about it. I wonder occasionally if the reason why they do that is because they're so sex-focused that they're not really a person so much as a penis with a body attached to it.

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