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The pro-same-sex-marriage video by Garfunkle and Oates has already made the rounds at Huffington Post and Alternet and the like, but Ann Bartow of Feminist Law Professors introduces it using an irresistable pun.

Will Gay Marriage Lead To Sex With Ducks?

Pat Robertson thinks so.

And these two “chicks” are pretty stoked about the idea:

Read the quote in context here.

Note #1: The Robertson video takes you to MediaMatters.com which unfortunately presents an annoying “want to register” popup.

Note #2: If you squint your eyes, ignore the lyrics, ignore the background scenes in the video, and just concentrated on how they criticize Pat Robertson and don’t smile you’ll realize that Garfunkle and Oates, like all their radical lesbian separatist female lesbian extremist radical radical socialist feminist ilk, have no sense of humor and probably don’t even pluck their legs.

Note #3: Comforting thought for right-wing straw-clutchers. “Garfunkle and Oates” are actually named Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci. Which raises an important Pat-Robertson-comforting, institutional-women-erasing point. When gay marriage happens to lesbians they both have to give up their maiden names, right?

Note #4: And of course point #3 explains why homophobes seem to be so much less tolerant of gay men than gay women. Because when gay men get married they’re both men so there’s no way to resolve who’s last name to use which, like time travel anywhere except the Star Trek mulitverse, would cause irreconcilable paradoxes in the time-space continuum. Which is the real reason misunderstood advanced particle physicists like Pat Robertson differentially oppose gay marriage over lesbian marriage and not, despite that one unfortunate video clip where he’d obviously been into the cooking sherry and a stray mike was left on, because “girl-girl scenes in wedding dresses are HAWT.”