_Note: If you’ve found this page while searching the web then the page you really want is here: How to find someone’s clitoris in case you don’t already know —fl_
It’s fairly common for bloggers to plunder their server logs looking for odd search terms. It’s almost as common for them to speculate humorously about the intent of folks doing the searching. Often at the searcher’s expense.
I’d like to turn that around and say that over the years tens of thousands of people have visited one page on my site: How to find someone’s clitoris in case you don’t already know, from back in March, 2006.
One of the tools I use is StatCounter, the free version of which keeps track of only the last 500 pages visited. Here’s a breakdown of keywords used to find it from those 500 visits.
| Num | Perc. | Search Term |
| 21 | 9.50% | how to find the clit |
| 21 | 9.50% | how to find the clitoris |
| 7 | 3.17% | finding the clit |
| 7 | 3.17% | how to find clit |
| 6 | 2.71% | find the clitoris |
| 3 | 1.36% | how to find clitoris |
| 3 | 1.36% | how to find the clitorus |
| 3 | 1.36% | find the clit |
| 2 | 0.90% | find a clitoris |
| 2 | 0.90% | how to find a girls clit |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to find the clitorious |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to find where is clitoris |
| 1 | 0.45% | finding the clit ? |
| 1 | 0.45% | martian clitoris |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to find the cliterus |
| 1 | 0.45% | find clittoris |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to best find the clitoris |
| 1 | 0.45% | best way to find clittoris |
| 1 | 0.45% | show me a clit |
| 1 | 0.45% | clitoris erection pic |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to find the clitories |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to find the clitors |
| 1 | 0.45% | how to find a clitoris |
| 1 | 0.45% | show me some clit |
| 1 | 0.45% | find clitoris |
The spelling isn’t always good. But I’m guessing the intentions mostly are.
Submitted by 3159 (not verified) on Wed, 2009-08-26 17:37.
Kinda like this? http://dearinter.net/question/1699
Submitted by 3159 (not verified) on Wed, 2009-08-26 22:47.
Personally, I question the good intentions of the ones saying "show me [some/a] clit"
And God alone knows what the intention of the one searching for "martian clitoris" was!
[I'm willing to give the show-me people at least a little benefit of the doubt. No idea what to do about the Martian one though. Thanks, SE. --fl]
Submitted by 3159 (not verified) on Thu, 2009-08-27 21:11.
Martian clits are red. Venusian clits are white. Neptunian clits are blue.