Genuinely interesting sex blogger alert: Svutlana posts from Canada but says she’s originally from a fictional sex-positive island, Svutlandia, in the Baltic Sea. She certainly writes English with a very heavy “Baltic” accent. That said, while her language can be colorful her content is dead-on intelligent, accurate, nuanced, and progressive.

Consider her reaction to the widely circulated headline that Gone With the Wind actress Vivien Leigh was “a serial bisexual adulterer.” (For example see here or here.) Svlutlana begins with warm humor…

Like Svutlana mother always say, if it take only two adjective and one noun for describe your sexual proclivities in headline, you no try hard enough.

She said it here.

and a bit later makes the serious point

In Svutlana opinion, too much be make of how Ms Vivien be bipolar, as if voracious sexual appetite in womens always must be due for mental illness.

She also makes the perfectly accurate point that if the whole point seems to be digging up and passing along scandal why there’s so much focus on allegations of her “serial bisexuality” and not on, say, allegations that she and her one-time director George Cukor would go cruising for “rough trade” male prostitutes together. One would think the latter accusation would be more eye-opening than the former. My guess is that the former better fits dominant narratives about women’s agency

And here’s her take on a recent labioplasty conference and counter-demonstration in Las Vegas

Svutlana says

Here be tale of two Las Vegas hotel. On top be Venetian Cosmetogynosurgical hotel and below be Tuscan hotel where stalwart defender of surgical-unalter labia will stay:

What horse would you bet on—Labia by Nature or Labia by Martha Stewart (with free promotion spreads from billion dollar porn industry)—for win this Canfucky Derby?

Oh, it be Svutlana most fond wish that cosmetogynosurgeon stick finger inside womens for test pelvic floor strength and angry vagina clamp down with all its might and refuse for let finger go! In Svutlana dream this be cautionary tail for all cosmetogynosurgeons.

Read the quote in context here.

And finally, from her first post back in February 2008, her take on the quest for “female ejaculation.”

Hear Svutlana about female ejaculate class at sex shop where everybody get in circle and watch womens squirt with big eye like she be fish that just jump out of sea and wiggle on beach. Nobody know where squirt come from. Is it from little gland inside like female prostate? Is it little bit urine? Little bit fructose? Little bit country? Little bit rock and roll? Who for fuck know?

No care Svutlana one little bit what be inside female ejaculate! Why make sex act like rest of life where peoples have for work and work and work for get credential? Have me multiple orgasm! Have female ejaculate me! Is like have me engineer degree! Have MBA me! Run me Boston marathon!

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Be Svutlana much more impress when womens say have good sex life that make them happy happy for be alive than womens who say can squirt across room or shoot ping pong ball from between leg or suck up whole banana with vagina.

She said it here.

Reading the whole piece it’s clear she’s not mocking women who do it, or even women who are curious to learn (she mentions exercises you can try.) She’s really unimpressed with the emphasis put on it as something to be performed.

And finally, behind a little light humor her most recent post, Svutlana perform first (and last) semens analysis, is straight-up sex ed.

Pretty lucid perspectives whether she’s really from the islands of the Baltic or the islands of Ontario.