Also from 2008, Svutlana on rebranding monogamy (emphasis mine.)
But maybe monogamy just have problem with position. Word monogamy sound like same game that couple play over and over and over. Maybe need for change name for something little bit more excite so that more peoples want for do. Maybe rename monogamy fucktomonamy (say fuck-toe-moan-a-me). Fucktomonamy sound fun for do and little bit pervert at same time. And fucktomonamous sound good too! If no want for be fucktomonamous forever, for sure there is something terrible wrong with you.
First you smile a little and then you start thinking “O.M.G. you really would be something wrong if you didn’t want to be fucktomanamous forever!”
(She gets points for some good digs at the utter predictability of evo-psych earlier in her post.)
