HNT

HNT - On Feeling Naked Even When Fully Dressed

Photo by figleaf (hey, that's me!)
Photo by figleaf (hey, that's me!) Posted with a Creative Commons license.

Funny that I feel far more naked with my glasses off than I do when I'm actually, you know, naked.

Way more vulnerable too, even though my vision has always been almost good enough to do without them anyway.  (Even though I strongly prefer to wear them even I can usually just squeek through a driver's license eye exam without them.)

If you're a glasses wearer how about you?

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)


Tags:

HNT - The Small BDSMs of Traditional Domesticity

So this evening while sewing a sleeve button back onto my shirt I did something that pretty much everybody who's sewn anything by hand has done at least once.

Years ago I made a patchwork quilt and must have done it hundreds of times. Sure a thimble provides all the protection you need. For the sewing hand. Where I'd prick myself bloody sometimes was the finger on the "catching" hand.

The main difference this time was instead of going right in I got the needle right through the tip of my finger. And so I just pushed it through far enough to stay while I used my cellphone camera one-handed.

Photo by figleaf (hey, that's me!) Cached as a bandwidth-conserving courtesy
Photo by figleaf (hey, that's me!) Posted with a Creative Commons license.

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)


Tags:

The Egregious "Porn for Women" Meme: I think It Depends on How He's Folding the Laundry or Making the Bed

Jill Filipovic says

In the aftermath of the Anthony Weiner weiner-scandal, the Washington Post asks women what kind of sexts (as they kids say) they’d appreciate receiving. Women ™ say:

“I would like a photo of a made bed,” says Kathryn Roberts, who works at a law firm in Washington. “I would take rose petals, but I want them on top of a made bed.” And not that fake kind of made, either, where the comforter is smooth but the sheets are a jumbled mess.

“Or laundry,” adds her friend Andrea Neurohr.

“Folded laundry,” elaborates Roberts. “Maybe in a wicker basket.”

Get it? Cleaning is so important to women it’s basically pornography! Haha oh women, with their clean laundry and their distaste for sexual pleasure and the male body.

Source: Feministe

Back when I was posting a lot of nude and/or erotic self-photography I went ahead and tested the hypothesis that women would rather see men folding laundry or making beds.  The results were positive but most of my non-domestic photo series were considerably more popular.

At any rate, based on my past experience I think whether photos of men folding laundry or making beds can be sexy has a lot more to do with the men and a lot less to do with the laundry.*

Photo by figleaf.
Photo by figleaf.

Photo by figleaf.
Photo by figleaf.
All photos by figleaf (hey that's me!) Posted with a Creative Commons license. .

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)

* Note: if you're going to put rose petals on a bed there's a good chance you're going to have to use bleach to get the stains out.  Or else, I guess, use rose-colored sheets.


Tags:

HNT - Body Hair Issues, Back-Hair Edition

Introduction: For a number of years I participated in the Half-Nekked Thursday self-photography meme.  About a year or so ago I began winding down and I can't even remember the last time I participated.  Maybe because it's finally spring here (even if an unusually cold and wet one even for the Pacific Northwest) or maybe it's because I've really started perking up since beginning a course of Welbutrin about a month ago, or maybe it's because I don't think I'll ever shake the "NSFW" designation for my poor politics and sociology of sex, gender, and relationships, or maybe it's just for the heck of it.  But I was thinking about it the other day took a few experimental over-the-shoulder photos.  And made a surprise discovery about my physical apperance that I thought was worth bringing up.

So we're all aware that there's, um, controversy about whether or not people in general, and women in particular, should remove their pubic hair. All fine and fair enough -- there's considerable differences of opinion, much involving appearance-related pressure, others involving "pre-pubescence," others involving other esthetics such as sensation, texture, conformity, and even cleanliness.

So! Not much agreement there.

There's another, stealthier area where agreement about body-hair removal appears to be much closer to universal. It's in an unusual place. And it appears almost exclusively on only one biological sex.

Check out the following keyword searches (from Google, May 11, 2011.)

Image captured by Figleaf (hey that's me)
Image captured by Figleaf (hey that's me) Posted under a Creative Commons license.

Wild, huh? Considering the controversy it's not surprising that there would be more than million hits on the key phrase "hair removal pubic." One million hits!

Wilder, and perhaps weirder, there are seventeen million hits on the key phrase "hair removal back."

You can mix and match key phrases, adding for instance waxing, shaving, laser, and other removal-related terms to the base terms "pubic" and "back" and get fairly consistent results. Back hair -- typically an age-related development that tends to signal middle age in men (along with ear and nose hair) has very, very few advocates, adherents, or aficionados.

Sigh. Which means it's very likely that instead of spending time contemplating my cute but manly butt in the photo below (c'mon, it looks cute!) your attention may instead be drawn in more of a shoulder-ly direction. And if it does your attention may further be drawn to a not-quite-lush but growing dusting of back and shoulder hair.

Based on Google's results I'm guessing odds are about 17 to 1 that if you do notice the back hair you won't find it very appealing. But I'd be delighted to be proven wrong.

Image captured by Figleaf (hey that's me)
"Image captured by Figleaf (hey that's me) Posted under a Creative Commons license.

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)


Tags:

HNT - Man Fan Dancing

Speaking of trying to lighten up and have a little more fun, this week I thought I'd try my hand at a little burlesque.
Turns out fan dancing's a lot harder than you'd think!
Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)




(Click for full-size versions.)

Tags:

HNT - Before Cleaning the Shower

According to the bogus Two Rules of Desire and “Porn for Women” book series the only thing women are supposed to find sexy about these photos of a naked heterosexual man is the fact that he intended to clean the bathroom after he took his shower.

And while to be fair it really needed after the morning’s usual, hectic 7:30 AM off-to-school-and-work rush, I’m pretty sure there’s more to it than that.

Actually it still might not be all that sexy. It’s is a giant pain trying to pose naturally that early while wrangling a camera, trying to stay anonymous while getting good camera angles, and trying to keep it no more than R-rated. And I think it shows.

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)




More like this here.

Tags:

HNT - Hanging Around the House

Not sure what prompted me. I was thinking “I’m just hanging around the house” and decided to… well… hang around the house!

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)




You evidently have to sign up first but more photos like this here.

Tags:

HNT - Belts used to be optional

So you know how you lose weight when you’re working more, cooking healthier food, worrying more, exercising more, and having less free time or money for between-meal snacks? Oh, and you suspect it’s only temporary so you stubbornly refuse to buy new clothes?

Your pants stop staying up by themselves.

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)






More like this here.

Tags:

HNT - You Can Always Tell When I've Just Taken a Nap

One of the pleasures of working at home (though also one of the few comforts of being underemployed at home!) is being able to take an afternoon nap in your own bed. And one of the benefits of that is that when you wake up you don’t have to worry about others noting a, well, frequently noted phenomenon* of men who’ve just woken up.

You know those little lines you get on your skin when you sleep on creases in the sheets? If you look closely you’ll see I’ve got them all over my right side. If that’s what you’d rather look closely for, of course. :-)

Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)



    
    
    
More like this here.

* If you follow the link to the photoset on Flickr, and if you’ve previously asked to be added to my “Flickr Friends” category, you’ll note a bit more, um, phenomenon than I thought would be visible when I was taking the photos.

Tags:

HNT -- Even Smaller Hotel Room

I’m still quietly participating in the Half-Nekkid Thursday meme here. My condolences to Osbasso for the unexpected and untimely loss of his brother. Having spent the afternoon tramping around an old cemetery in Brooklyn I’m even more aware than usual of how long eternity is compared to how short a time any one of us is ever alive.


Tags:

User login