Ok, another question after randomly browsing recently uploaded clips on YouTube knockoff YouPorn.com.

So there you are enjoying anal sex and then just before you (according to the script anyway) and your partner have orgasms he abruptly pulls out, scurries around, and sticks his cock in your mouth and (with some degree of effort or other) proceeds to ejaculate. So… hot or not?

Call me a libertine prude here (why not, I do) but… I just don’t see that many people heading out to a club in the evening saying “gee, I hope I meet some nice guy who’s into ass-to-mouth!”

If I’m just being totally old-fashioned here let me know in comments, m’kay?

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Part two of this, by the way, is that based on personal experience men just have to be doing this sort of stuff because they think their partners want them to. Because, as I’ve mentioned elsewhere, when you’re a man concentrating on his own enjoyment the least satisfying thing you can possibly do is withdraw from your warm, wet partner just before ejaculation.

Seriously, as Wikipedia dryly puts it in it’s entry on coitus interruptus as method of contraception

The method may be difficult for some couples to use. The interruption of intercourse may leave some couples sexually frustrated or unsatisfied.

So… again, hot or not?

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Yeah, yeah, they do it in porn so if porn is all that passes for sex education for millions of impressionable young women and men then maybe that’s how they expect it to go. But as I’ve also mentioned elsewhere, I’m pretty sure the “money shot” in porn arises as much out of expediency and the relative status of male vs. female performers in the porn industry.

In terms of expediency, semen is surprisingly sticky and therefore way easier to wipe off of the body than to lave out. And since virtually all industrial porn is a) highly bodily-fluid averse and b) tightly scheduled because producers are ridiculously parsimonious, the quicker the cleanup the better as far as commercial guys are concerned.

Don’t get me wrong here, I totally understand that industrial pornographers are under no obligation to be even remotely realistic, let alone educational. And since they exist mainly to facilitate (mostly) male masturbation it even makes sense that every single fucking sex scene in industrial porn seems to end with the actors stopping all the action so the man of the moment can masturbate to ejaculation.

But in terms of actual male orgasmic enjoyment it’s an absolute buzz kill.

So, final time, in your personal experience and not just as an abstract viewer: ass to mouth ejaculation — hot or not?

‘Cause if it’s not hot for you then we men would probably enjoy ourselves far more if we didn’t do that.