circumcision

How Long Before Republicans Try Mandating Male Circumcision?

Sat, 2011-03-19 09:41

Speaking of kick-em-while-they're-down Republican legislation you've probably already noticed the only thing more important to them than mollycoddling the super wealthy and driving the economy into the dirt is doing anything and everything to punch the hippies? No matter how petty, stupid, socially counterproductive, or, especially, fiscally irresponsible. Like, for instance, ditching paper for styrofoam cups in the Congressional cafeterias. And, of course, directing the IRS to start digging into women's underpants to see if they've used tax dollars, or tax deductions, to pay for an abortion.

Well, for those of you keeping track at home, one of the biggest victories for anti-circumcision activists (I'm a moderate activist myself) was persuading insurance companies to stop routinely paying for them as part of standard labor and delivery coverage.

Turns out that vast numbers of parents who would routinely say yes, they wanted their infant sons circumcised changed their minds when told they'd have to pay out of pocket.  (Which only goes to show how little conviction, and how much cultural inertia has been behind the completely unnecessary procedure!)

But since routine, secular, non-religiously-mandated circumcision has been "traditional" for the last 150 years or so, and since the initial motivation was to discourage masturbation,* and since its the sort of thing at would just appeal to hippie-punchers I'm curious now which one of those aching Republican rectal tears is going to introduce a bill requiring insurers to automatically cover circumcision again?

And don't think they won't do it just because it's something that happens to me.  It's a catastrophic error to imagine they have any less contempt for men than they have for women.

I'd just add one more point**: such a bill would literally be no skin off their cocks because...

Q: Why are Republicans never circumcised?
A: Because there's just no end to those pricks.

* It doesn't.
** This one's for occasional commenter tu quoque who, like me and many other MRAs and feminists is genuinely and correctly interested in ending routine, ritual genital mutilation of children of any sort for any reason.

Religion, Culture, Circumcision, and HIV Prevention

Tue, 2009-08-25 23:10

Speaking of ethnic and cultural ignorance while thinking about the audacity of dope among so-called “birthers” who imagine that President Obama would be uncircumcised if he had secretly been born to Muslim parents in Kenya, Indonesia, or for that matter Hawaii I started wondering if the statistics being used by the CDC to recommend universal circumcision demonstrated real biological differences or only cultural/religious behavioral ones.

Because while it might be great if the mechanical act of being circumcised reduced one’s risk of acquiring HIV from unprotected sex. It would be kind of… unfortunate if being culturally and religiously Jewish, Muslim, Protestant Christian, or one of the much smaller subcultures worldwide that emphasize circumcision and… a lot of other hygiene, monogamy or fidelity-related, and discouraged use of alcohol and injection drugs.

I don’t know. But I’d probably want to find out before I endorsed or bitterly mocked proposals of universal circumcision to prevent contracting HIV. Or, for that matter before I endorsed or mocked proposals for universal adoption of Judeo/Christian/Islamic conventions.

Or said “who needs condoms if I’m already circumcised.” Which I suspect is what vast numbers of men are likely to say should the recommendation come down.

(Just to be clear I don’t know if social correlations have been made. But do I want to know.)

HedonisticPleasureSeeker on Muslims, Secret Muslims, Circumcision... and Funny Women

Tue, 2009-08-25 20:14

Hedonistic Pleasureseeker points out a secret flaw in Freeper plans to somehow humiliate verify President Obama’s citizenship by forcing him to show his penis in court. Or something. She says…

I confess: I’d like to see Barack Obama drop his pants for me too, but really. Their plan doesn’t even make any sense: Circumcision is addressed in the Islamic Hadith, which instructs muslims AND secret muslins to be circumcised.

She said it here.

Doh! Those wiley, Jehovah/Yaweh/Allah-worshiping People of the Book! How far back can this nefarious conspiracy to put an American citizen in the White Hose go?

Compounding her violation of Rule of Desire #1 in the preceding paragraph her introduction violates the Women Have No Sense of Humor rule with a knife-twisting play on words.

Since white racists are already obsessed with black men’s sexual equipment I’m sure they presume the President is circus-sized, but is he circumcised?

Yeah, Well We'd Suppress "Sects" That Practiced Child Sacrifice Too

Thu, 2008-04-10 07:30

The AP’s Michelle Roberts, via The Seattle Post-Intelligencer, has an update on the recently raided pedophilia/polygamy “compound” in El Dorado, Texas.

SAN ANGELO, Texas — Lawyers for a polygamist sect that is the subject of a massive child-abuse investigation argued in court Wednesday that although its members’ multiple marriages and cloistered ways may be unusual, they have a right to their faith and privacy.

Gerry Goldstein, a San Antonio lawyer representing the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, also told a judge that the search of the temple in the sect’s West Texas compound is analogous to a law enforcement search of the Vatican or other holy places.

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Prosecutor Allison Palmer countered that the purpose in seizing the documents was to uncover evidence of criminal activity, not to malign a religion.

State troopers and child welfare officials began a search of the FLDS compound in Eldorado last Thursday after a 16-year-old girl there called a local family violence shelter to report her 50-year-old husband beat and raped her. The search warrant covered all documents related to marriages among sect members, including photos and entries possibly written in family Bibles.

Rest of the article here.

Look. Here’s the deal. First of all it’s fine with me if people want to practice polygamy. It’s even fine for me if they want to do power-gradient role playing if that’s what floats you and your partner’s and your friend’s boats. Freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and freedom of sexual self-determination all demand that I tolerate that whether or not it floats my boat.

But nothing in church doctrine (even, as far as I know, LDS doctrine) dictates that girls under age 18 are obliged to participate. And, sorry, too bad for doctrine if it did. (Which, remember, it doesn’t) Worshipers of the (Biblical version) of Baal might argue their doctrine required live cremation of all first-born children before age three, and claim that their “compound” be treated like the Vatican too. And that would be tough shit for them too.

And just to be clear it wouldn’t be tough shit for child sacrificers because children are God’s little angels. No more than it’s not tough shit for the child molesters in El Dorado because children are holy innocents. It’s because in the 21st Century, in all but the most thoroughly regressive cultures, children are recognized as distinct civil, moral, ethical, and spiritual entities from their parents and therefore children are not their parents to dispose of or consume in ways that subtract from the child’s ability to take up the reins of the world upon reaching adulthood!

As Hannah Arendt said back in Between Past and Future (paraphrasing since my copy is in storage), we can train dogs because we know we’ll be here to train their offspring and their offspring’s offspring as well. With humans, though, we cannot train children. We must instead educate them because we know we will not be there to train their children and certainly not to train their children’s children. And this is the fallacy of all claims (conservative and liberal) that society may have no say in what custodial adults choose to do with their children because they’re only “their” children for 18 years. After that they become our fellow citizens and our children’s fellow future colleagues, partners, friends… or — if their parents have self-indulgently fucked them up enough — they become burdens on ours and our children’s society.

Children grow up. They outlive their parents. And until they’re old enough to give full, informed, and legal adult consent that’s why no matter how religiously, culturally, or socially tolerant we otherwise might be, it’s a problem letting even passionately, sincerely religious adults buy, sell, “marry,” or just slake their pedophilic lust into the bodies of theirs or other people’s children. It’s why the more tolerant our society the less we could tolerate infant sacrifice, no matter how religiously justified. It’s why we can’t tolerate “honor killings.” It’s the real reason why surgical genital alteration on children is intolerable as well. It’s even why we can’t just let these fuckers yank girls out of 5th grade for fear that they might learn enough to get themselves and their own children away from the nightmare cultural-not-religious cycle of female child-sexual and child-labor slavery.

It also happens to be why I call this blog Real Adult Sex. Just in case anyone ever wondered.

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Oh, and just for the record, from another AP story on the same “sect” (emphasis mine)

Church leaders have kept a strict hold on every aspect of FLDS life – from the modest prairie-style clothes worn by members, to amount of time their kids stay in school and which house a family calls home.

Marriages, which sometimes have included unions between teenage girls and older men, are arranged through the church’s prophet and leader. Sect dissidents say the rules got even tighter in 2002, when Warren Jeffs took over the church.

Jeffs, now 52, demanded more from followers, asking for steep increases in the 10 percent monthly tithe. Dozens of men were excommunicated. Their wives and children were given to other men deemed more worthy.

Source: Seattle P-I

Sorry, it’s possible for adult men to consent to a system whereby they can be excommunicated for failing to sufficiently obey the whims of their leader. And it’s possible for adult women to consent to a system whereby they obey the same leaders no matter how loathsomely he dehumanizes them. (Do I even need to say that in all cases one would always be ready at the drop of a penny to, um, aggressively support and defend men or women participants’ right to withdraw from their self-imposed agreements at any time.) But neither the men nor the women have the right to consent to the sale or “gift” of their children to anyone else in the course of their role playing. Because, no that it needs saying, children are first and always people.

Body alteration recovery periods

Mon, 2007-07-30 09:54

Follow-up on yesterday’s post about circumcision and HIV: the studies that seemed to demonstrate that at least for African men who were circumcised for the study the rate at which they contracted HIV went down and the rate at which they passed it to their partners appeared to go down even further.

Yesterday I mentioned Kelly Cogswell of A dyke abroad’s bitter point that “Forgotten also are all the circumcised men in the States that dropped dead before ARV’s came on the scene. A foreskin more or less didn’t help them. Or don’t faggots count when you’re counting heads?” And in comments to that post A of A traveling spouse, who’s no slouch when it comes to research, said she couldn’t find an explanation for why American gay men clearly weren’t protected by circumcision.

Quick digression: years before I started writing about sex I participated in the old Usenet pregnancy and parenting forums. While there were lots of things to talk about there were two that, no matter what just. Wouldn’t. Go. Away: breast vs. bottle and circumcision vs no circumcision. My conclusion after listening to way too much of that debate was that we’d leave it up to our (then newborn) son to decide, with the bonus observation that at least in our neighborhood back then tattoo and piercing parlors were opening faster than coffee shops and that I was sure that by the time he was of age piercers would be offering not just plain but fancy circumcisions.

Anyway, thinking about that got me thinking about body piercing in general, and that reminded me of a couple of bloggers who talked about the recovery period for their cock piercings and ampallings (I think I spelled that right.) Anyway the short answer was that recovery for piercings takes months. And months.

Months during which I’m guessing that even with a condom to keep everything from pulling and tugging you’re not going to want to be doing anything where friction’s going to be involved. Like, say, sex.

And so my next questions about the study (and don’t get me wrong, I’m pretty sure the researchers would taken these things into account) are:

- Just how long does it take for an adult man to recover from a circumcision anyway? Enough to be interested in sex again, for instance. Especially in the kind of dry, high-abrasion style intercourse allegedly (and I mean that, allegedly) too-often favored by tradition in sub-Saharan Africa. For instance.

- How long were the studies that led to the circumcision recommendations? (Remember that at least one such study was cut short because the success rate for circumcised men was so high.)

Anyway, the point being that the men in the study were all freshly circumcised as part of the program, and you’d want to make sure the results weren’t skewed by, say, reluctant celibacy while the wounds and/or secondary infections related to the wound heal. If, and I’m only saying if, that was a factor, and I’m not saying it was, then the long-term benefits might not be so high and, especially, it would account for the perceived lack of protection for men (American gay men, North African straight men) who are traditionally circumcised in infancy.

The old punchline has it that we know almost all circumcised infants are unable to walk for up to a year after the procedure. But how long for an adult?

Circumcision, tonsils, and HIV

Sat, 2007-07-28 14:08

So I was just reading a nifty article in ScienceDaily that says the surface of people’s tonsils, with their high levels of immune cells, may facilitate oral HIV/AIDS infection.

Last winter there was a big brouhaha over a finding that male circumcision substantially reduces HIV transmission. Which is great for those who are too stupid, irresponsible, uneducatable, or prohibited by social or moral “reasons” to use condoms, but otherwise highly inferior compared to, well, using condoms.

And putting two and two together I was wondering if we’d start to hear calls for pre-emptive tonsillectomies from the (largely judeo/christian/islamic, homophobic, and/or doesn’t reduce my enjoyment so go for it) groups that were endorsing compulsory circumcision earlier this year. (Note: many of the sources cited point to, but don’t necessarily support, the represented positions.)

But since it’s been a while I needed to go find a link. And while I was Googling around I ran across a remarkable new post from Kelly Jean Cogswell of A dyke abroad (It also appeared as an editorial in Gay City News)

Cut It Off – And Stop AIDS
By: KELLY JEAN COGSWELL
07/26/2007

Women are dying of AIDS while some researcher bends over his penis, smiles at it fondly, and imagines what little alteration would make it an all-purpose tool safe to use again.

He’s not the only one with his dick in his hand. Each new report on male circumcision pumps up the protection believed to be provided by that little snip, snip so that pretty soon I expect to see the numbers not only show the procedure will stop HIV dead, but also reduce global warming, and maybe slow the Iraq war, too.

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In the real world of South Africa, there’s very little difference in HIV rates between communities that snip, and those that don’t. In Northern Zambia, the difference only lasts until the young men move to the big city with its bright lights and Manolo Blahniks, metaphorically speaking.

Forgotten also are all the circumcised men in the States that dropped dead before ARV’s came on the scene. A foreskin more or less didn’t help them. Or don’t faggots count when you’re counting heads?

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Women aren’t factored in at all except as a vector of disease. While millions of dollars are already pouring into circumcision programs even if only men have foreskins to whack off, women are struggling for equivalent funds for female condoms and microbicides – never mind programs with as vague a goal as girl power, the real key to HIV prevention.

It’s young women getting AIDS these days. UNAIDS says we already make up 60 percent of the 15 to 24-year-olds living with HIV/AIDS.

In sub-Saharan Africa girls of that age are three times more likely to be positive than their male peers. In the Caribbean it’s 2.5 times. Why? Because in most places we still don’t own our own bodies. Men think we’re dirt and they treat us that way.

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It’s time for AIDS activists and researchers to shift their attention away from the penis and see the connection between hate and HIV and dead women. Only power will save us, not cuts, not even condoms unless we can make men wear them.

And if somebody still insists on tinkering around with men’s dicks to stop spreading HIV, maybe they should do a more comprehensive procedure, call it the Bobbitt and cut the whole thing off.

Read these excerpts in context here.

At last! Someone who can’t possibly be accused of mere anti-circumcisionism who’s nevertheless unimpressed by the yet-another-latest-and-greatest-bestest reason why we always have and always will need to circumcise men…

...but not, evidently, tonsillectomise them.

Whatever. Again, I’m not particularly fanatic about circumcision one way or another (for instance Circumcision may not impact sexual sensation, also from ScienceDaily, sounds perfectly plausible.)

It’s just that if it were any other body part but the foreskin, for far less than half the benefit of condom use, the conversation just wouldn’t be happening. Or certainly not happening under the same terms.

Labiaplasty vs. prepucectomies

Sun, 2007-06-24 10:17

So over at young Ezra Klein’s there’s a big to-do about differential satisfaction rates for adult men who get circumcisions.

As with all circumcision discussions it immediately broke out into a debate of the pros and cons, with lots of people saying foreskins aren’t technically necessary for satisfactory sex so why not cut them off, and lots of (generally non-religious) men squeezing their knees together on behalf of their infant sons.

During the course of the debate in Ezra’s comments it occurred to me that while comparisons to North-African-style female genital mutilation are specious, comparisons of male circumcision to the roundly decried practice of labiaplasty which is springing up in trendier beauty-obsessed (porn obsessed?) parts of the country: there are extremely minor claims of “health” improvements (reduces possible chaffing and eliminates sticky creases where germs can hide.) There are claims for esthetic improvement. There are claims that partners like it better when your bits are trimmed.

I dunno. Except maybe for the God-says-so part, I really don’t see any argument against circumcision that wouldn’t apply equally to labiaplasty, nor any argument in favor of labioplasty that wouldn’t apply to circumcision as well.

Yet a surprising number of people reflexively balk at one while shrugging off the other. (In a world where piercing, branding, and tattoo parlors are as sought after as skateboard shops it doesn’t matter which comes first. This post is about gender-based double standards in general, not one in particular.)

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