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Jon Stewart on Megan Kelly's Newfound Defense of the Entitlement to Maternity, Even Paternity Leave

Sometimes you need caveats when reposting certain progressive men in entertainment when they address issues that are traditionally associated with women and especially women and maternity. But once he gets going, Jon Stewart two-faces FOX News personality Megan Kelly right down the line while clearly acknowledging that her about-face position is indeed the right one. (It's worth the 30-second ad from Comedy Central before the clip begins.)

 

What's great about Kelly's tackling of her fellow FOX-factory right-winger, Mike Gallagher, is that she doesn't isn't just playing a self-righteous mother's-burden card on the question of maternity leave. When challenged by a clearly clueless Gallagher who bleats "do men get maternity leave," Kelly is right on top of him with the point that the same laws and corporate policies that created maternity leave created paternity leave as well for any father who chooses to stay home and care for his infant children. Bloody right there is! And good for her. As Stewart points out, though, the difference for Kelly (who prior to her pregnancy predictably lambasted maternity leave as a socialist entitlement) is that she now defends maternity/paternity leave because it benefits her directly and, having evidently never been unemployed, her position that unemployment insurance is a socialist entitlement remains unscathed.

Via James Fallows.


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Steven Colbert: Birth Control the Way God Intended - With a Cold, Loveless Marriage


Head's up: the clip begins with an ad. Sorry about that. I think it's worth it anyway.


  • "A woman's health decision is between her priest and her husband."
  • "If you want to control your fertility, do it the way God intended – with a cold, loveless marriage."


Love it.


(Via Chloe at Feministing.)


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So... "For the Children:" The Conservative Nanny State Wants to Be Able to Vaccume Everyone's Browsing History

In a post called "The Conservative Nanny State" Kevin Drum says

From Conor Friedersdorf, writing about a new bill reported out of the House Judiciary Committee today:

Under language approved 19 to 10 by a House committee, the firm that sells you Internet access would be required to track all of your Internet activity and save it for 18 months, along with your name, the address where you live, your bank account numbers, your credit card numbers, and IP addresses you've been assigned.

And why do they want to do that? It's all about the children, of course. Click the link for more.

Source: Mother Jones

Sigh. If they spent more time worrying about actual children at any other point after birth I might be more tolerant. As it is, while I'm sure they love their children (or at least imagine they do) at the policy level they sure treat children mainly as a hammer on other people's privacy and autonomy.


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Echidne Paraphrasing Anders Breivik's Message to Women: It Might be The Devil and It Might Be Me But You Gotta Serve Somebody

Following up on Anders Behring Breivik's murderous "implementation" of conservative dogma Echidne says

I have written about the odd bargain the race-war conservatives offer women: You can submit to us or you can submit to the new Muslim overlords! In either case, your place in the society is to obey a man and to have many, many children if your lord and master so decrees.

Source: Echidne of the Snakes

Meanwhile, what percentage, exactly, of men are actually qualified as opposed to divinely ordained to have that kind of dominion over the average woman? And what's the assessment of those women who perforce (since all women must submit to somebody) are saddled with men who simply aren't qualified to "dominion" their own lives, let alone anyone elses? I mean, it it "inconthevable" as Vinzzini puts it? Cost of doing business? Them's the breaks? Look the other way? Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out? I mean, what?

Anyone care to guess just how repulsive I find the idea of either holding dominion or being held under it?


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"Open Embrace," Closed Mind, and the Failure of Radical Natural Birth Control as Ideology

In a poignant, heartwrenching essay on Natural Family Planning method birth control use in the alt-conservative Protestant counterculture Sarah Morice-Brubaker of Religion Dispatches reflects on her own experience and that of a couple, Sam and Bethany Torode, who's book Open Embrace: A Protestant Couple Rethinks Contraception is a best-seller in it's small but ideologically passionate niche.

Morice-Brubaker makes the awesome case that "an ideal method for the couples who can make it work" isn't the same thing, at all, as ideal period.

I know couples who say that they’ve had a very positive experience with NFP. I don’t second-guess their reasons for saying so. There’s no reason not to take them at their word, as far as I’m concerned. But would their testimonies have made for a telling rejoinder to Oppenheimer’s column? I don’t think so.

Remember, Open Embrace does not advance the view that natural family planning might be a fun thing for married couples to try just for kicks—like a book club or dance lessons—on the off chance that you might be one of the married couples that turns out to bond over it. Open Embrace presents natural family planning as a really good thing for married couples, as such, to do. It is predicted to bring them closer. Married couples. In general. As a group.

In their early 20s, the Torodes believed they could predict this—about themselves, and about all the potential married couples who might read their book; including, presumably, couples facing mental or physical health problems, lack of support, or simple inability to reliably take body temperature at the same time every day.

So, really, the question is not: “Are there NO couples out there who ever have a positive experience avoiding artificial contraception?” Surely there are. Rather, the question is this: “Can every married couple everywhere really benefit from avoiding artificial contraception—and more to the point, who in the heck could possibly be in the position to know this?”

Source: Religion Dispatches

In other words? No.

In fact, so "no" that just a few years after writing their "classic" pean to NFP as the ultimate bonding experience the Torodes were divorced! Sam Torodes now says "I am out of the business of trying to tell people what they should do. I am out of that business for good."

Good rule for authors of parenting books to live by? Don't write a book about the success of... well, pretty much anything related to parenting or domesticity when you've only been doing it two years. And definitely don't wait only two years to start bragging about how radical, bonding, nurturing, and foolproof your controversial method of birth control method is until, you know, you've successfully managed to, say, space two pregnancies.

Say what you will about the (smug? extremist?) Duggar parents with their 20-odd children but at least they had the sense to wait till their first four children were out of high-school before starting to issue propaganda tracts about white Christian men's duty to keep their wives continuously pregnant and white Christian wive's duty to let them.

As Morice-Brubaker puts it

[A]s I read them, the authors of Open Embrace have thus presented their own “balance.” In 2002, they proffered the view that natural family planning is an inherent benefit to marriage as such, with the implication that it’s possible to honestly make such pronouncements about people’s lives whom one does not know. Now, in 2011, they’re saying that it’s more complicated than that

Yeah, that.


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It's About Integrity: Democrats Force Weiner Out, Republicans Still Embrace David Vitter's Literally Shitty-Diapered Ass

Photo by Flickr user Sir Poseyal. Cached as a bandwidth-conserving courtesy
Photo of cocooned, privileged Republican golden (shower) boy Sen. Vitter by Flickr user Sir Poseyal. Used under a Creative Commons license.

Back in 2009 a very nettled Ken Layne clearly thought Louisiana Senator David Vitter ought to resign.

Louisiana sex creep David “Diaperman” Vitter is known for one thing, and one thing only: Hiring hookers and then making those hookers put adult diapers on him, so he can poop in the diapers, for sex kicks. He has been caught employing prostitutes at least twice, in New Orleans and in Washington DC — his number found in the client phone records of the since-suicided “DC Madam,” in the latter case.

Source: Wonkette

I seem to remember saying that if Rep. Anthony Weiner should resign then Sen. Vitter ought to resign too. I didn't think Weiner should resign. But the entire Democratic leadership from President Obama to Nancy Pelosi and pretty much all the way down thought resigning was the right thing to do. And in the end Weiner did just that.

And so, fair being fair, I think it's well past time for Vitter to go.

Going back through the records it sure is hard to find a prominent Republican who was ready to ask Vitter to do what for him really would be the right thing. Take a look at the commenters in this Michelle Malkin post about the Vitter, err, affair back in 2007.

I’m sick and tired of the “holier than thou” crowd of Democrats (and some Republicans) calling for Republicans to resign their office (like Trent Lott over his Strom remark), when NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRAT RESIGNING WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT!

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In Vitter’s case, he had ALREADY worked it out with his wife...

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The dems need to take VERY long look at their own ranks before calling for Vitter’s head.

I think Vitter should keep his jopb just long enough to flush out the Dems who are also on that list and who demonize him, and then get exposed…

Line up 3 or 4, and then say “I’ll resign if they do”…

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I like Vitter. He’s a solid conservative.

This issue is between Vitter and his wife.

It just angers me that the democrats are make out to be clean and pure, but the republicans are made out to be corrupt and untruthful. It’s all BS and media spin. William Jefferson had his freezer full of money and he’s still in the house. You don’t hear the main line media talking about that at all. Keith Obermann is a real slime ball. NBC sounds like the DNC.

Guess what? Like it or not, and I actually kind of like it, the Democrats actually are the party of ethics and integrity. Sucks for Weiner, and it sucks for those of us who aren't really that troubled by the depressingly mild transgressions that led to his forced resignation.

But by and large I prefer their over-caution and priggishness to the 100% support he received from Republican President Bush, and from the Republican Congressional leadership, not to mention the outrageous number of right-wing nominally Christian, nominally family-values Louisiana voters who overwhelmingly re-elected the literally shitty asshole.

Yeah, I didn't think Weiner should resign. But I did say that if Weiner should resign then Vitter should as well.  So...

Ball's in your court, Breitbart. Your integrity's on the line, Malkin. Clock's ticking, Mcconnell. Not that I'm holding my breath for any of them. Because when it comes to hiring prostitutes and cheating on their wives it's not just a matter of "It's Ok If A Conservative Does It," it's not even news.

#%!#@!


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When the "Pro-Life" Agenda Opposes Contraception it Stops Being a "Pro-Life" Agenda and Turns Into a Bunch of Sex-Hating Jerks

Pema Levy correctly identifies sex-that-doesn't-punish-women activist Marjorie Dannenfelser as both a liar and a bastard.

The most important way for conservatives to roll back access to family planning is to link it to abortion. To wit, at the Faith and Freedom Conference last week, Susan B. Anthony List president Marjorie Dannenfelser declared: “Every year that contraception and family planning increases, the abortion rate also increases in direct proportion. … This is an undeniable fact.” SBA List will not support a candidate that does not want to defund Planned Parenthood because of this faux-causal relationship between contraception and abortion.

Source: TAPPED

To equate a correlation with a causation is to be either stupid or a deliberate liar. Presiding over a major nationwide political organization requires considerable intelligence; to be president of the Susan B. Anthony List means categorically that Marjorie Dannenfelser not stupid. Therefore she's a calculated, categorical liar.

To a) deliberately lie about a causal relationship between contraception and abortion when b) there is no causal relationship and c) there is in fact considerable credible evidence that women who lose access to contraception instead increase their rate of abortion when d) your stated purpose of making such a correlation is your opposition to abortion and e) you've been previously identified as not stupid enough to make such a mistake in error is... to identify one's self as a mendacious bastard. Marjorie Dannenfelser and her coven of supporters are aggressively performing items A-E. Consequently Marjorie Dannenfelser is a mendacious bastard.

So if access to contraception does not in fact increase the rate of abortion for those who have access to it but instead decreases it, but the decidedly non-stupid president of a nominally anti-abortion organization makes that claim she must be making it to advance an agenda that's... well... not actually causally related to reducing the rate of abortion.

I'm thoroughly prepared to acknowledge that other people have a different view of the origin of human life. And consequently I can acknowledge that other people can honestly and ethically oppose abortion on the basis of their view of when life originates. Even if I disagree with their view. Even if I bitterly disagree!

But by moving beyond the debatable question of when human life begins into the thoroughly unambiguous question of opposing contraception itself, Dannenfelser and her ilk surrender any and all right to claim that their motivations are, at all, about protecting unborn human life.

So if, as I think is an inescapable conclusion that Dannenfelser's organization is interested in far more than opposing abortion, what is their intention instead?

Pema Levy concludes, as do I, that (emphasis mine.)

Dannenfelser's statement has nothing to do with facts and everything to do with the idea that women should, literally, bear the consequences of having sex.

I think that's about right. We can quibble about why the sam hill anyone would want women to think about sex in terms of consequences to be suffered. But there's no quibbling that that is indeed the only conceivable purpose of opposing contraception.

Want a little tip about contraception?

Not one single woman I know has had an unplanned, unwanted pregnancy with a man who's had a successful vasectomy. Not a single woman on earth has had an unplanned, unwanted pregnancy with a man after having a successful tubal ligation.


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Jon Stewart on CNN's Weak Weiner Reporting

By far the most important thing about Jon Stewart's rebuttal of the Anthony Weiner "scandal" is not his elegantly "sweet spot of low comedy" observation that he's... well... observed Rep. Weiner's weiner. Although it really is kind of awesome to watch a pro hit a fat slow over-the-plater not only out of the park but right on out across the state line.

What's important is towards the end when they're running clips of Carl Rove protoge Andrew Breitbart making claims that Rep. Weiner mainly follows underage girls on Twitter.  The CNN talking head says, approximately, "goodness but those are serious allegations, we've asked Rep. Weiner's spokesperson for details but haven't heard back yet."  As if that was that.

Stewart to his enormous credit stands up, leans over his desk, and starts blowing spittle in order to make the point that... no, CNN does not in fact have to go to Rep. Weiner's PR department to get confirmation or denial of who the fuck Weiner's following on Twitter.

They could, oh, I don't know, see if there was some huge cable news network somewhere, with employees in it, some of whom are political reporters, and some of those might have been following Rep. Weiner on Twitter for... however long he's been Tweeting.  Weiner's Tweets are now "protected" (which raises some questions about which more in a moment) so I can't do that.  But he's already bound to have other followers who aren't minor girls (as Breitbart claims) and, being reporters and all, you'd think CNN could a) ask for an invitation themselves or b) ask someone they know who already has been invited to let a reporter look over their shoulder, or at least c) find someone who's been invited and ask them to look for them.

And then there's the question of when and why Weiner's tweets are protected.  Really?  When did that happen?  Does he have something to hide such that he's retroactively protected his account?  If so then why aren't Breitbart and Drudge all over that?  Conversely, if Weiner's tweets have always been protected then how the fuck can Breitbart say with such authority that "the Seattle woman in question is by no means the youngest woman Weiner follows?"

Anyway, point being that those are all questions I know for a fact any half-decent reporter could figure out very quickly.  As opposed to passively having to take Brietbart's "serious allegations" seriously while they haplessly wait for a talking head to flack something to them do their reporting for them.  And how do I know any half-decent reporter coudl do something like this?  Because I took a journalism class in the 7th grade.  And even though it was only a 7th grade journalism class, for what was then called a Jr. High school newspaper (mmm, mimeographs!), I still learned how to do literally elementary reporting.  Ok, not literally elementary -- that would have had to be a year earlier, when I was in 6th grade.  But I'm going to stand by my "hyperbole" and say that, yeah, if CNN employed any reporters or did any journalism then they could have either strongly corroborated Brietbart's story, or nailed his little lapel mike to his ass for lying to them.

So anyway, that's what I think is the best part of Jon Stewart's monologue on weiners in Washington, D.C.

Update: #2: Although see also Cannonfire: the photo was categorically forged and uploaded to Weiner's yFrog account via a 3rd-party simply emailing from a Blackberry; yFrog automatically inserts a tweet for every photo uploaded to an account via email regardless of the sender. (Via Neal Krawetz)

Update #1: Although see also Jon Chait: Weiner might still turn out to be immured in the culture of Congressional sexual harassment of interns (not clear if he was party to it or just guilt-by-associationed by sitting near other Congressmen.)


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Why London School of Economics Should Consider Dismissing Satoshi Kanazawa

Note: Satoshi Kanazawa used the generic catchphrase "black" in the post I'm about to discuss.  Since it's not clear from his context whether his racism was directed at people of African, or African-American origin, or even just anyone with skin he determines to be darkly pigmented, in this particular I'm just going to use his terminology and say "black."

Usually when anybody types the words "Satoshi Kanazawa" my eyes start to glaze over. For obvious reasons. When I see him he's cited approvingly my blood also boils, but that's been happening less and less, so mostly when I see him referenced I just move on.

But last he became so extreme that even Psychology Today (the Cosmopolitan Magazine of science journalism) woke up enough to yank one of his posts. (After altering the title from Kanazawa's original "Why Black Women Are Less Physically Attractive Than Other Women" to "Why Black Women Are Rated Less Physically Attractive Than Other Women" because that made it better.)

And now it sounds like (finally!) his employers at the London School of Economics might have been moved to action -- if not for his overt racism, sexism, and homophobia then at least for his really capricious methodology.

So anyway, there having been such an awesome uproar this time I had to take a look. And... yeah, he's pretty special that guy.

You sort of have to admire his serenely confident but argumentatively gratuitous shot that while “black women are on average much heavier than non-black women” that’s not why black women are uglier. Oh no, he's scientifically controlled for that so they're still just ugly even when you take into account that they're fat.

Next he blithly asserts that blacks on average are stupider (have lower intelligence) than all non-blacks… but that’s not why, quoth he, black women are uglier. Oh no, because, see, even though black men are just as stupid as black women they’re still significantly more attractive than non-black men. (Or, one supposes from his amended version, black men are rated more attractive. Which I guess is supposed to be less racist.)

But wait! Maybe they’re not gratuitous structural arguments: he may have brought them up by way of eliminating the factors most favored by his superficial racist stereotypes to get to his more fundamental ones: “well, you’d think black women were uglier because blacks are fatter and stupider but no, even filtering out their fatness and stupidity black women are still ugly.

Oh, and then there's this lovely bit!

[B]ecause they have existed much longer in human evolutionary history, Africans have more mutations in their genomes than other races. And the mutation loads significantly decrease physical attractiveness (because physical attractiveness is a measure of genetic and developmental health). But since both black women and black men have higher mutation loads, it cannot explain why only black women are less physically attractive, while black men are, if anything, more attractive.

He says that black male attractiveness eliminates as a reason the “fact” that since blacks “have existed much longer in human evolutionary history, blacks have more mutations in their genomes than other races.” And, you see, purer races prefer lower “mutation loads.” But once again, despite those preferences (and, don’t forget, men’s seed-spreading willingness to screw anything that moves… er… to make lower genetic “investments”) and all those icky mutations make black men “if anything, more attractive.”

(Speaking of “objectivity,” one can imagine that were Kanazawa of black heritage he'd instead have have concluded not that rather than having more “mutations” blacks have robust genetic diversity, which instead would be superior to those icky “inbred” races with their “evolved” aversion to replenishing their degenerate gene pools. He could even use same "objective" statistics to back back up that claim! But I digress.)

(Also speaking of “objectivity,” one can imagine that black people have more “mutations” because, as you say Rob, “black” is only a race in the sense that “black” people have darker skin, with the result that while “black” people descended from populations recently indigenous to north Africa, south Africa, central, east, and west Frica, south Asia, the Pacific Islands, Australia, parts of India, and so on are, yeah, a $@^%@ of a lot “older” and racially “mutated” since some of them are likely more genetically similar to what ever relatively genetic monoculture Mr. Kanazawa calls homeland than they are to each other. But I digress again...)

But nope, nope. Instead he says he's factored that out too: “mutations” don’t make black women uglier either. In fact, says he,

The only thing I can think of that might potentially explain the lower average level of physical attractiveness among black women is testosterone. Africans on average have higher levels of testosterone than other races, and testosterone, being an androgen (male hormone), affects the physical attractiveness of men and women differently.

Yup, that’s probably the only other thing that could possibly explain the difference. (If he'd said they had less oxytocin we could all go home.)

It’s also the point at which he stops being a racist asshole using raw statistics and becomes a… free-wheeling racist homophobe "evolutionary psychologist" of the sort that gives evolutionary psychology a really bad name.*

See testosterone, Kanazawa believes, makes everybody look more manly. And black women have more testosterone. Which makes them look more manly. And it's looking manly that makes them ugly.

And so by inference that makes anyone who’s attracted to black women Teh Gay Takei. And, as we all know, Teh Takei is an evolutionary dead end. So all right-minded, offspring-maximizing men recognize that black women are ugly: QED.

And does he present any graphs or charts to back up these assertions? No. Does he bring up any counterarguments? Not at all. Does he cite any prior research? Nope. Does he cite anyone else's research? Not that either.  And does he bring up any other possible reasons why black women might be singled out as less attractive?  Not a bit.  Did he even stop check his arithmetic to make sure that, you know, the data he was using says what he wanted it to?  Evidently not(!)

Nope, nearly all the preceding crap is just Kanazawa being an unencumbered racist doing what racists are really good at doing -- selectively using the tools of a still-emerging field of science to advance his foregone conclusions. He happens to use evolutionary psychology much the way early 20th-Century racists and classists used Darwin to advance "social Darwinism," the way Dick Army, Paul Ryan, and Brian Caplan use economics to advance their defense of the status quo, the same way Dinesh D'Souza and Charles Murray use statistics to defend segregation, and just the same way Donna M. Hughes uses feminism as sheeps clothing for her neoconservatism.

With any luck, though, this time next year Kanazawa will be publishing from The Spearhead or National Vanguard and working lecturing at Bob Jones University or Liberty University. Which, his nominal Darwinism notwithstanding, should welcome him with open arms.

* I.e. he starts pulling shit out of his ass and saying "it must be evolved because it gives me such a woodie" and leaving it at that. Evolutionary psychology itself isn't objectionable in principle -- it would be hard to argue that nothing about human behavior has been influenced by natural selection. And most practitioners are actually fairly moderate people and many of them are outright Unitarian, Birkenstock-wearing, old-school liberals. And as far as I know none of them actually like, let alone admire Satoshi Kanazawa. But! Up till now he's been the closest thing to a Carl Sagan EP has had. And... yeah... how's that been working?


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The Patriarchy is a Co-Ed Enterprise, Nanny State vs. Nanny User Edition

Jill, reflecting on her work, which requires extended travel and thus extended hotel stays, has an interesting insight about class attitudes in America in the matter of protecting the safety of "menial" workers such as hotel housecleaners.  (Emphasis mine.)

I thought of all this while reading this op-ed in the New York Timestoday by a hotel housekeeping manager, about the risks these women take every day when they go into a room. And then I thought of the news segment I watched last night, about an Assemblyman from Queens who has proposed a law requiring hotels to provide housekeepers with "panic buttons" -- small electronic devices that a housekeeper can press to alert hotel security. The segment asked for the opinions of random New Yorkers, and most seemed to think it was a good idea -- except for the obviously wealthy woman in the posh neighborhood who thought it was "too much government interference" in people's private lives; too much "nanny state."

Source: Brilliant at Breakfast

Jill says the woman objects on the grounds that "ensuring worker safety is too much government interference into the 'private affairs' of giant hotel companies."  I'm skeptical because on the face of it she's probably perfectly happy to let the "nanny state" dictate who can and who can't sit on the steps of her building.

Instead I'm pretty sure her reflex isn't about a "nanny state" per se -- odds are extremely high that if one is wealthy in New York City one hires nannies, and if so she likely ferociously "regulated" her nanny's activities.

Instead what it's about is that she objects to the idea of being told how to regulate her own nannies. And doormen, and housekeepers, gardeners, dog walkers, and other menials who preform for her labor she would prefer to avoid.

Update: See also Felix Salmon

“"Why all the fuss? It's merely a bit of hanky-panky with the help," said Jean-François Kahn, the crusading editor of the Left-wing Marianne weekly. Jack Lang, a law don famous for having been François Mitterrand's high-profile, graffiti-loving, diversity-fostering Culture Minister, dismissed it all rather infelicitously as an "overblown" affair: "Really, nobody died in that hotel room." — Telegraph

You'll notice that I'm not the one presuming DSK guilty of assaulting the hotel employee before he's convicted.  You'll notice Felix Salmon isn't the one presuming it either.  It's actually his supporters who think he's guilty... because among the French upper crust, as among Americans and pretty much everyone else, droit du seigneur is just one of the perqs of power and authority!  I'm sure the woman Jill referred to would agree. 

(Even though, incidentally, the actual practice of droit du seigneur evidently never was a legal right of lords over peasants -- at least among cultures that would have used the term -- the attitude behind it remains alive and well: "commoners" exist for the convenience of their lords and masters.  That in this update it was upper-crust moderates and leftist making the claim makes it no less common an assumption.)


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