Sun, 2009-01-25 11:33
Hortense of Jezebel says
So it turns out that alcohol consumption, once thought to be a leading cause of poor performance in the bedroom, actually improves a man’s sexual abilities, according to a recent study of 1580 Australian men.
“We found that, compared to those who have never touched alcohol, many people do benefit from some alcohol, including some people who drink outside the guidelines,’‘ says Dr. Kew-Kim Chew, who led the study at Western Australia’s Keogh Institute for Medical Research. After studying the habits of 1580 Australian men, it was found that men who drank within recommended guidelines had 30% fewer problems during sex than teetotalers, and, according to Clair Weaver of The Sunday Telegraph, “Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems.” And if that isn’t wacky enough, ex-drinkers were the ones with the highest rates of erectile dysfunction. (That sound you just heard was a million guys, giving up their New Year’s resolution to drink less. Or perhaps a “WTF” sigh from your straight-edge boyfriend.)
She wrote about it here.
Even though I’m a near teetotaler (hey, I drank an entire mixed drink just the other day… ok, ok, for the first time in maybe a year) and even though some of the reporting is of the breathless-as-usual type, I think it’s an entirely plausible conclusion.
One thing though. Hortense says
There’s no real reason given for the increase in performance that alcohol provides, though one would suspect a sense of relaxation and a lessened sense of anxiety helps a bit.
I actually agree that being easygoing and less stressed makes a difference and alcohol could make a difference there… although it’s just as likely that those who drink in moderation are just more easygoing anyway. But I’m pretty sure the answer’s actually a lot more straightforward.
It’s not that alcohol boosts performance (assuming “erection” is really a synonym of “performance”) it’s that alcohol reduces inability to perform. Here’s how.
There’s roughly one ounce in: a standard shot of whiskey, a standard bottle of beer, or a standard glass of wine. And numerous studies show that people who drink between one and (no more than) three ounces of alcohol a day have much lower rates of heart and arterial disease and death. (Actually much lower although, unfortunately for enthusiastic drinkers, the benefits plummet into deficit after three a day.)
Anyway, given that an awful lot of non-psychological difficulty with erection is all about cardiovascular health (Viagra is basically heart medication with a pronounced and profitable side effect) it’s not surprising that if small amounts of alcohol benefits the blood vessels of the heart it benefits the blood vessels of the penis as well.
So short-term relaxation notwithstanding certainly long-term you’d expect moderate drinkers to have more reliable erections than either non-drinkers or heavy ones.
And hey, that’s not to knock short-term benefits either. One of the first effects of alcohol** is vasodilation, and if constricted blood vessels make erections more difficult then (up to a point) less dilated blood vessels will make them less difficult.
One last thing, again, in addition to any possible psychopharmacological effects of alcohol: alcohol in general and beer in particular suppress production of something called antidiuretic hormone, with the result that you need to pee more. And I don’t know about anybody else but I’ve always found that erections are a lot easier, and a lot longer lasting, if my bladder is comfortably (but not uncomfortably) full. So unless that’s just me (and since I don’t have any erotic associations with urination or urination denial I’m pretty sure it’s not just me) then that could be yet another short-term, erection-related benefit of moderate alcohol consumption.