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Sauce for the Gander, Item #43,228

Wed, 2011-11-02 18:48

Bill of Portland Maine says, with tongue in cheek,

Every night, all across America, Republicans have premarital sex in freakishly large numbers. It's time we started sticking our noses in their bedrooms to put an end to these immoral acts.

Source: Daily Kos

Obviously that's exactly not what anybody should start doing. Or, more specifically, continue doing. Which of course would be the point of Bill's snark.

On Hitchens' Mistake and Rule #2: Laughing Men Rarely Beat Up Juveniles and Newcomers. Jealous Ones Do.

Sat, 2011-04-16 14:08

So Ta-Nehisi Coates started a fairly short post calling bullshit on the notion that women aren't funny.

I haven't finished this Tina Fey piece on Fresh Air yet, but as I've said, my readings of Jane Austen, and now Edith Wharton, have really taken me back to this old claim (most famously aired here and answered here) that women aren't funny. As an adult, probably the first author I found to be truly humorous was Zora Neale Hurston. Better people then me can probably cite a range of other women authors who used humor in their writing, but even in my own small forays it's clear to me that they are there. Leaving aside the desire to say something provocative, if thin, I'm thinking that a large portion of this claim originates in shrinking the range of "funny."

Source: The Atlantic Blog

In comments the conversation eventually turned to Vanity Fair's humorless article "Women Aren't Funny" by Christopher Hitchens. A bit further in DoctorJay said

I just clicked through to Hitchen's piece. I'd never read it.

In his first paragraph he mentions that you don't often hear a man describe his partner/mate as funny. I think this might be a socially accurate observation, within his circle. Or maybe even beyond it.

Reading on, I discovered, to my surprise, that Figleaf's rule number 2 applies. (Many thanks to the commenter here, I think it was K__Bee, who linked that a week or so ago.

If you aren't familiar, rule number 2 is, paraphrased,

Men are not allowed to be the object of desire. [close enough --fl]

In Hitchen's case, he claims that men (at least, straight men) must be funny in order to get laid. If we weren't funny, nobody would fuck us.

Therefore, men have a powerful motivation to be funny.

Of course, to disprove this, all one needs is to think of examples of men who aren't funny, but still got laid. Richard Nixon comes to mind.

At which point the thread becomes more of a discussion of Hitchens and/or of the power of the whole "evolved to be funny to spread our seed" thing.

Sigh!

The whole stupid "pass on your seed" business is so overblown. You know another indisputably evolved behavior that's absolutely critical to "passing on your seed?" Taking a deep breath right after birth. Screw that up and you'll never "get laid" either. Considering some of the other convolutions some people go to to wring sexual selection out of a behavior it's amazing no young cupid has never come forth to explain how men learn to breath after birth because chix think men who breathe are hawt.

So you can buy the whole pitiful-male/gatekeeper-female model, where every action men takes is designed to get her to lower her "barriers" just misses a heck of a lot of, you know, other regular old every day selection you've got to get through to survive long enough to meet, greet, subvert or defeat those gatekeeper-y feeemales.* And Mr. Hitchens joins on the order of millions of otherwise sensible men who fall for it. But doing so means they miss out on a very large group of other possible reasons a trait might develop.

For instance, with all due respect to Hitchens on many other topics I'm... pretty sure men have to be funny, and might even somehow genetically have to be funny,... for the same reason they have to not become objects of desire: to keep from getting beaten up by older and/or bigger boys and men. Or perhaps even more accurately, in order to enter alliances with groups of older, larger boys and men who will either not beat them up or will stand by then when members of other alliances try to beat them up.

Laughing men rarely beat up juveniles and newcomers. Jealous ones do. For that matter men rarely beat up juvenile or newcomer men they perceive as having any non-jealousy-provoking merit or potential. (BTW, say hello to the true, patriarchal source of the whole male worthiness trap.)

Given that in all but the most chaotic, atomized or (possibly) well-ordered societies boys must at some point in their development depend on the tolerance and/or support of older/larger males if they hope to achieve sexual maturity, trying to explain all gendered behavior in terms of male/female sexual selection necessarily overlooks huge swaths of selective pressure (social or biological) on human behavior.

(This latter point, by the way, is one of the biggest reasons Ayn Rand's science-fiction-y novels fall apart. Neither John Galt nor, especially, Howard Roark, can have had human childhoods. Indeed, in The Fountainhead Roark is born full-formed, naked, and to tie it all together, laughing, thigh deep in a stream miles from anyone. As he had to have been. Because otherwise, no matter what a hardass he became, somewhere between the ages of, say, two and sixteen, he'd have had no choice but to compromise, to flex, to joke, to ingratiate, or otherwise fit in -- if not with other boys and men then with parents or their proxies.  But I digress.)

At any rate, whereas at least in patriarchy men tend to be far bigger obstacles to male reproductive success than women, and therefore men might feel like they're under more pressure to be funny, I don't see why it's not obvious that a) women are just as likely to benefit from being funny to men, b) that men benefit from being funny around groups of women, c) that women benefit from being funny around women, etc.

* Quick point: throughout history and literature, virtually all gatekeepers are flunkies, lackies, or at best trusted servants of the lord or master who owns the gate itself. Women are designated "gatekeepers" to their sexualities alright, but by convention, tradition, and often law the gate they're charged to defend with their lives and honors actually belongs to a custodial male. Thus people who label women "gate keepers" are 100% up to their scuppers in patriarchy.

Republican Sex & Marriage Advice Site Motto: "The Penis is Nothing Other Than the Telephone Through Which God Speaks"

Wed, 2010-11-03 09:48

Republican Sex & Marriage Advice partial screen shot

Just in time for the election I found a Facebook link to Republican Sex & Marriage Advice, a good competitor to Nikol Hasler’s now largely-dormant Midwest Teen Sex Show video series. (Think of it as the Middle-Age Teen Sex Show.)

The links in the site banner includes the pitch-perfect “For Men” followed by “For Female Problems.”

The, um, evocative Republican elephant logo is brought home by the tagline in most of the videos: “The penis is nothing other than the telephone through which God speaks.”

Even better? The site’s authors respond in character to any hint that the site is anything but dead-serious.

Best one so far is the poignantly whacky portrait of misanthropic man-hating self-doubt in the video “I am Afraid of Marriage: An engaged couple struggles with the man’s pre-wedding jitters.”

It’s a nice subtle reminder of who really owns and operates the bogus Two Rules of Desire Hint: It sure ain’t the woman in the couple. It’s not really the man either. It even more subtly illuminates who’s really responsible for the “women as gatekeepers” ideology.

All around good stuff. Figleaf says check it out.

Glenn Beck's Vision of Ideal Manliness, Channeled in Comic Format

Tue, 2010-01-26 15:34

The following comic wouldn’t be funny (I think it’s hilarious!) if it didn’t play into common stereotypes about, especially, young roughneck men. I happen to be one of those people who thinks that in mass culture stereotypes don’t just unfairly describe the targets they also, unfortunately, may also set expectations in the targets themselves. (If I may meta-stereotype for a moment, I’ve noticed that young men tend to be very influenced by pop-culture characterizations of… young men.)


Comic by Robert T. Balder at PartiallyClips.com

Source: Robert T. Balder’s Partially Clips

Stalwart App Protects Your Delicate Eyes From (Ok, Really Cryptic) Calculator Porn

Sat, 2009-10-03 21:27

Y’know, some stories sound just too good to check. This time I checked and… it appears to be true. Read on…

        
iPhone screenshots of Apple calc (left) TLA Systems PCalc (right) by me

Carly Z of new-technology review site Gear Diary has a great twits-vs-substance alert…

What would you rate a calculator on the age-rating system in the iPhone/iPod Touch App Store? Does a calculator even NEED an age warning? Apparently, according to Apple it does…read on for details, and the absurd way this has been resolved…

PCalc, by TLA Systems, was given a 17+ rating by Apple. Why? Because when you type 5318008 and flip the calculator upside down, it spells (WARNING: NSFW, do not read on if you are easily offended)

BOOBIES (8008135)

So what’s the solution? Censor that number, of course! No one ever needs to know that 2659004*2=5318008! And why stop at that? They should also censor 7734 (HELL). I mean, come on here.

Read the quote in context here.

All well and good. And seemingly perfectly true. Except for the 17+ rating. I didn’t get that warning when I downloaded the free version of the calculator. Or at least iTunes didn’t give me the same warning I get when I download an update of, say, the Wikipedia apps. (Wikipedia evidently sometimes defines naughty words. And, I should have guessed, naughty upside-down numbers!) On the other hand there’s a possibility that I’ve just turned off the “warn me about calculators with adult number possibilities” feature in iTunes so that claim is inconclusive.

Anyway, now for the debunking part. Carly Z says

And having censored it, the app now has a 4+ rating.

Strolling (not trolling) the comments and reviews of the calculator it sounds like it’s just a darn good, darn complete technical calculator that a lot of people find worth the $9.99 the full-featured version costs, and it appears to have had that 4+ (out of a possible 5) rating for quite some time.

I also didn’t see any references to the “censoring” in the comments or promotional text for the app. Which leads me to think it’s more of a developer’s “easter egg” than, say, a viral-marketing campaign coup or a twits-vs-substance outrage.

Exquisite Nerd Humor

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Mon, 2009-04-20 21:39

Apropos my 4/20 pot/booze day post.

“It’s unpleasantly like being drunk”
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”
“You ask a glass of water.”

This is an excellent example, by the way, of a set-substitution incongruity joke as outlined in John Allen Paluos’ Mathematics and Humor: The Study of the Logic of Humor.

Found at the bottom of the page (not in a post) at Christie Lynn’s Observations of a Nerd.

More Sarah Haskins

Sat, 2008-09-20 14:41


Memorable: “Remember if you’re giving your bathtub spout a handjob [whispers] it doesn’t add to your number!”

Doh! #1: via Feministing.

If Sarah Haskins Had a Blog...

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Fri, 2008-09-12 11:28

...I’d be able to put a more direct link than this one in my blogroll.

I’m guessing you’ve seen links to various video clips of Sarah Haskins. She seems to be a cast member of assumptions regarding the politics of PUMAs and I started digging further back, some of which I’d stumbled across before and most I hadn’t.

The political content of her pieces are intelligent and well-informed, she and/or her producers make sharp use of TV production — better use than a lot of other variety/personality (e.g. Letterman, SNL, SCTV) programming does — and she’s got great comic timing.

For instance here’s a smartly prescient video she made after Senator Obama clinched the Blue nomination but before either party convention.

Anyway, if you’ve got a more specific link to her work I’ll update my links.

Kochanie To the Rescue With a Shaggy Dog

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Thu, 2008-05-08 07:25


Photo by Flickr user richtpt. Used under a Creative Commons license.

So it’s taken me a while to work my way through all of your comments (life’s quite a bit busier these days) but I finally got ‘round to Kochanie’s reply to this post about that sort of broken division-of-labor study. One of the problems, for instance, is in their decision to equate “domestic tasks” with “women’s work,” which meant, among other things, that they disregarded all outdoor chores. (Which therefore stints on the workload of, say, single mothers who move out of apartments to houses or farms.) Another big problem is the 60’s-era way they chose to designate the “Head” of the “Family Unit.”

The Head of the FU must be at least 16 years old…If this person is female and she has a husband in the FU, then he is designated as Head. If she has a boyfriend with whom she has been living for at least one year, then he is Head. However, if the husband or boyfriend is incapacitated and unable to fulfill the functions of Head, then the FU will have a female Head.

To which Kochanie replied

Morale of the story:
Never trust a governmental body to give Head. It will invariably FU.

Ouch! Just Ouch! Very nice Shaggy Dog ending to an otherwise pretty irksome story.

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