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Blue Gal on Pretending to be Shocking So Viewers Can Pretend to be Shocked

Wed, 2009-06-17 16:28

Political blogger Blue Gal has a wonderful takedown of some “shocking and daring” fashion photos of a celebrity couple in a popular magazine. The photos are allegedly sexy. And real kinky-like.

...this whole bs “shocking” sexual images in advertising thing has got to stop. Because whenever sex is used to sell something, even sex, it’s not shocking, it’s boring. Terribly terribly boring. That’s why the coral suited lady newscasters on CBS Morning can cover it, do “on the street interviews,” re the “shocking” Threesome Calvin Klein ad in Soho.

It’s boring because it’s commerce rather than carnality, which means it is expressly designed for the public space and public sphere, something that is the opposite of illicit sex. If someone gets sexually excited by doing something illicit, shocking, and unacceptable to polite society, they will NOT do that thing on a five foot high billboard. That ruins the fun. We are not seeing Bruce and Emma’s private honeymoon photos in W. That’s perhaps the fantasy they were going for, but really. Who packs Fox fur? (Don’t answer that. Furries can go with God and all that, but sex with animals is not what He in His Divine Wisdom had in mind. Nevermind Nevada Senators, don’t get me started about those poor horses.)

But if Bruce and Emma are actually exhibitionists, this would still not be the result. Face it, to slake their thirst for real exhibitionism, they would have ‘leaked’ actual honeymoon sex video to some sleazy celebrity scandal website (no link but you know the one, dahlink) and the lighting would have been terrible and Alexander McQueen would have asked for his made-to-order harness back. Instead we have a “spread” designed to create [blog] buzz for a printed magazine, and look, it succeeded.

She said it here.

Of course she’s right — a photo that shows up on morning TV, even morning cable TV, pretty much by-definition isn’t shocking. Or, as she says, if it was they wouldn’t consider running it.

By and large it’s hard to sympathize with people who’s fetish really is shocking people. In the long run they’ve got to support priggishness or else risk having to do stuff they can’t stand either in order to get the “transgressive” thrill they need.

I mean, like, yeah, Bruce Willis on his back in an industrial kitchen with his partner dressed like a fur-suiter in a metal hat is just so daring and graphic I’m shocked the giant staff of professional photographers, assistants to the photographers, assistants to the models, assistants to the assistants, gophers, producers, schedulers, gaffers, makeup artists, hair artists, drapers, consultants, and stainless-steel polishers could stay awake keep their clothes on for the hours it took to setup and take those hot, hot, shocking, daring, naughty, naughty pictures!

The rest of Blue Gal’s piece, including her shorter Madonna Sex book tagline “No sex please, we’re posing,” is pretty great reading.

Vague Surrulous Rumor Possibly Involving David Broder and a Mysterious Affair

Tue, 2008-03-18 21:24

Ok, so while making dinner (made-from-scratch tuna-style casserole with chicken, rice, red bell peppers, mushroom, onions, and a cheddar cream sauce**) this memory came up unbidden about a column David Broder, so-called dean of the mainstream media, wrote sometime after the 1988 Democratic National convention. It was about political affairs and their consequences and… and… I’m idly curious whether the particular affair Broder alluded to might explain… well… a ton of stuff that’s still reverberating now.

See. What Broder said then was that right after the convention a very intelligent, charismatic, and ambitious young politician approached him and asked if he though news of a maybe-sort-of-like-Gary-Hart, long-ago affair would be enough to kill his aspirations for higher office. Broder opined that he’d told the politician that in his, well, opinion that if the dalliance was truely in the past, and that the politician was truely remorseful, then no, it surely wouldn’t be a problem.

And, coming from Broder — for some reason hugely influential in the social life of D.C. journalism — that was something like a guarantee it wouldn’t be an issue.

Fast forward four years to the (Bill) Clinton. For various reasons the press was never all that crazy about Bill, and even less so about Hillary — reasons that… sorry… just didn’t make that much sense from most outsider’s perspective… reasons that just seemed to go beyond the usual kind of partisanship.

And then along came revelations about Bill’s liason with Monica Lewinski and it just seemed like the press went dead south on him, again way beyond what either partisanship or even public opinion called for. (Certainly not public opinion — he remained pretty steadily popular, and even won reelection through all that.)

But anyway, as I popped the oven door open to slip in the casserole, and as convection from inside riffled my eyebrows and forehead, the thought popped into my head “Broder was pissed because he’d told Clinton it would be ok as long as he didn’t have another affair!”

So. I dunno. The mainstream press has tended to waive off so many sex scandals over the years with a resignation here, and no resignation there, and but sort of “no hard feelings.” And until the Spitzer resignation I would have said it was more because for whatever the mainstream media just goes easier on Republicans (maybe because it didn’t seem like news to them, maybe because their bosses tell them to keep a lid on it.) But all things considered I think they went kind of easy on Spitzer as well, with him going far harder on himself than anything we knew about in public. (After all Senator Vitters is still sitting pretty in his diaper-fetish seat.)

So no, I think with Broder and, by extension, the rest of “the village”, took Clinton’s infidelity not as a social transgression but as a personal affront: failing to respect a senior MSM pundit’s gracious waiver of “youthful indiscretion.”

Anyway, even back in the 1980s I figured the politician Broder must have had in mind was Clinton because, still as Governor of Arkansas, he’d delivered a (very long-winded) keynote address (or was it the nominating speech?) at the ’88 Democratic convention. And sure enough just four years later he was the one being sworn into office.

Anybody else remember that column? Anybody else have even a slightly firmer grasp on the chain of events? I’m not making anything even like a conspiracy theory out of this — just wondering if the fairly straight-forward connection I drew has any foundation or plausibility at all. Ring any bells?

[** Anyone else still doing recipe Tuesdays? —fl]

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