Ok, so years ago — many, many years ago, I wrote some lyrics after hearing about a guy who begged his girlfriend to sneak out the window to have sex with him, with the encouraging words “C’mon, it’ll only take a second.”

At the time it was unquestionably meant to be sung to a very twangy country-western tune but lately it’s been percolating back up as light pop. I’ve been thinking of trying podcasting so I’m gonna ask you which way you’d rather hear it.

Well it’s grunt twice, groan then come and it’s all over
Then I give your little cheek a kiss
You’re living with the worlds greatest lover
And that’s a thing nobody’d want to miss

(Chorus)
So baby come into my arms
Let me show you all my charms
It only takes a minute and a half
Oh baby come to your lover boy
I know my loving brings you joy
Every time that I get through you laugh

When I get hot my nerves get all a tingle and a thrum
My loving is a gift that I can’t keep
I know I only wiggle twice before I come
But before I’m through you’re so tired out
You yawn and fall asleep

(Repeat chorus)

Copyright © the artist currently known as figleaf 1975 :-)

Ok, maybe you’d prefer three choices:
1) Country
2) Pop
3) Don’t bother