Well, you go on vactation and next thing you know the higher ups get into a billing dispute that leaves your datacenter cut off for some fraction of the afternoon. I think my blog is back up.
I’ll be back later this evening (Eastern Time) to post a bit more.
Oh, oh, one frustrating tidbit — something about the car I’m driving, and the generally poorly maintained roads out here are combining to give me that weird highway erection syndrome any time I go over maybe 50 miles an hour. So as long as I’m driving it’s just one lacivious thought after another. It goes away again whenever I stop.
But I’m going back on the road again in about two minutes and I’ll be driving at speed for hours.
Chances are, then, that I’ll have a pretty much non-stop (solo) erection for hours as well.
Sorry about that.




Submitted by 889 (not verified) on Thu, 2006-08-24 18:02.
Hmmm. Is this why my husbnd always insists on driving when we are on road trips?
[You never know, LM. I can say it doesn't matter whether I'm driving or a passenger. And if there's someone else there I'm still too chicken... ok, sane... to let them play while we're going faster than 50mph. (Although if a *third* party were driving... hmmm...) Thanks! --fl]
Submitted by 889 (not verified) on Thu, 2006-08-24 18:15.
Officer: Did you realize that you were speeding?
Figleaf: I don't think so, Officer, since I wasn't having an erection.
Officer: What?
Figleaf: Well, if I was going over the speed limit here I'd know, because I get an erection when I go over 50mph.
Officer: You expect me to believe that?
Figleaf: But it's true! I don't have one now, cause I'm standing still. But if you 'll take a ride with me, I'll...
Officer (to radio): Back up! We need back up!
[You, my dear, have a very vivid imagination! Nice, yes. Vivid, also yes. I love the almost Alice-in-Wonderland quality of the dialogue. Thanks, Kochanie. --fl]
Submitted by 889 (not verified) on Thu, 2006-08-24 19:12.
:D Why on earth are you apologizing?
Although, it is unfortunate that you're alone in that car.
[*THAT'S* why I was apologizing! :-) Thanks, Amber! --fl]
Submitted by 889 (not verified) on Fri, 2006-08-25 09:01.
From one Southerner to another, and I know you'll completely get it, "Bless yo' heart, honey!"
[Thank you, WH. --fl]
Submitted by 889 (not verified) on Fri, 2006-08-25 13:39.
Sounds like an eroticized version of "Speed"...
[Exactly! :-) Thanks, Shakes. --fl]