So I was playing around with a broom today (I’d already swept) and since no one was around…

Extra credit photos: click the two thumbnails for full-size images.
Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)
So I was playing around with a broom today (I’d already swept) and since no one was around…

Extra credit photos: click the two thumbnails for full-size images.
Happy HNT (or Half-nekkid Thursday!)
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Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-02-28 21:45.
I think you should do the sweeping naked :) oh...and feel free to take pictures of yourself! lol
Sexy picture :)
HHNT
[It was a lot of fun and if there'd been better light... We'll see, Chelle. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-02-28 22:02.
Very cool love the 1st pic, Happy HNT!
[Thanks, Hollz. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-02-28 22:07.
That is the best thing I've seen all day.
Awesome.
[Glad you liked it, AAG. Thanks. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-02-28 23:36.
OK, that's awesome and cool.
~Him
HHNT!
[Thanks, Him. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 00:13.
Wow! How did you do that?!
[Slow camera. Big jump. Eating my sweeties Wheaties. :-) Thanks, WS. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 01:10.
Awesome pics, Figleaf. I never thought sweeping could be so cheeky!
Now how do I get authorised to view the other pics, hmm?
Happy HNT
xox
[All you have to do is ask. I'll send you an invitation. Thanks, MsB. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 02:27.
Is this Figleaf's rendition of jumping the broom? Let me me wish good health and happiness to you, Mrs. Figleaf and the Figlets.
Happy HNT, Figgy.
[Interesting! No, I hadn't heard of that one, Kochanie. Thanks. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 03:42.
Wow, cool! Wish I could jump that high!
Happy HNT
[Give it a try! I didn't think I could either. I think being able to push up, just a little bit, on the broom handle gave me a lot of extra air. So you never know. (And you gotta admit trying with a camera you get all sorts of interesting effects.) Thanks, Cosima. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 04:06.
Air guitar too? Fun photos Fig!
[Heh. I didn't think of that. Thanks, Ell. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 04:08.
Wow, dude, be careful jumping like that, if you come down wrong on the broom handle...ouch!
HAPPY HNT!
[It was pretty far out in front of me so no worries. Thanks, Polt. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 05:29.
you got a load more energy that I. Hows about comin' over to my shack for some exercise? HHNT!
[Oh you never know, Jean. Happy HNT to you too. And thanks! --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 05:40.
VERY COOL. I love these pictures. You sweep better than anyone I know.
You should think about pole dancing, I think you would be a natural :) I could teach you.
[Yeah, I think that might be the real antidote to the pole-dancing controversy. I'd love for you to teach me, TME. As a kid I used to dream of having a fireman's pole from my bedroom to the kitchen, and so, never giving up hope, I'd train by climbing up and sliding down everything from monkeybars to flag poles. So yeah, I think it would be cool. Also, obviously, a serious, serious workout. Especially in the upper body. So thanks for the offer, even if (I'm pretty sure) we're time-zones away from each other. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 06:38.
Ah the benefits of cardio while cleaning... Clearly you are a multi-tasker, Figleaf !
Hope you have a good Thursday.
[Thank you, Annie. I've had a wonderful day. I hope you did too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 06:55.
the title makes me go 'AAAHHHHCHHOOOO!!!"
The whimsical picture makes me say 'Yahoooo!!!!'
love it, such fun.
HHNT
[Why thank you, Lime. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 07:05.
You CLEARLY enjoy housework more than I do...
[Bet I don't! :-) It's ok, but I usually have to keep my clothes on. And I tell the kids "no jumping" and so I'm supposed to set a good example. :-) Thanks, LushlyMe. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 07:21.
Nothing like a man doing housework to get my juices flowing!
I love the tendons in your neck on the top photo! I want to run my tongue down them!
[Why thank you, Madame. Glad you liked the tendons. I didn't know I had those tendons till I looked at the proofs. (Woo-hoo on your photo, by the way. Happy HNT!) --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 08:19.
OMG That is so cool! I love it. How many times did you have to jump up with timer etc to get that shot?
I'm so glad that you make housecleaning fun!
HHNT
[Funny thing is I got it in one shot. I just counted backwards while the camera timer blinked down and then up I went. Or maybe down I came. Anyway, there's always a pause and I got lucky. It was sort of a throw-away shot at the end but it came out way different than I expected. (Wish I'd made more attempts. Maybe next time I will.) Thank you, susie. And happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 09:00.
I love a man doing housework... turns me on ;-)
HHNT!
tp
[Glad to hear it, TP. Y'know what turns me on about it? The extra time it frees up when you can both do it and get it out of the way. For other things. Thanks, and happy HNT. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 09:34.
brilliant!
and you are so much more energetic than me whilst cleaning the house ;)
happy hnt babe.
[Thanks, Keda. But not as creative as you. I loved your reflected-in-enamel-painted-doors photos today. Happy HNT right back at you. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 10:11.
Very cool shots! :-)
I'm playing around at www.theatrejnerique again, please come by and see!
HHNT!
[Thanks, Solitaire. Good luck with your performance. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 11:07.
I like it, I like it!! I really like the muscles in your neck straining as your jump...it reminds me of Dr. Robert Bruce Banner turning into the HULK....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
[Having grown up as the proverbial 97-pound weakling (I was already six feet tall and still less than 100 pounds when I reached high school) I can't tell you what a thrill it would have been even to be compared to Bruce Banner! :-) You've made my day, Becca. Thank you! --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 12:14.
That's a lovely image: a handsome man, cleaning the house! My kind of guy... ;)
HHNT!
[Handsome? Eek! You people are making me blush this morning. Thank you, Mia. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 14:20.
You're a good guy, Figleaf, and you take wonderful pictures. Do you sweep to music? HHNT.
[Funny, I have a bunch of instruments so I usually play music. I enjoy listening too but rarely put any on myself. Thanks, Captain. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 14:24.
An action photo, very cool...Happy HNT.
[Thank you, Cat. Happy HNT to you too. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 16:00.
Hummm... I should ask Him to try that next time we have a cleaning crisis... lololol...
This is really impressive... ;-)
Happy HNT!
[Thanks, SeaRabbit. Happy HNT to you and Him. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 18:12.
Mmmm, now WHERE can I find a man who does housework topless?!? Love the creativity and MOVEment, Fig.
[Believe it or not you evidently can find naked male housecleaners, at least in California. But I think I know what you mean. Thanks, Nympho. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Thu, 2007-03-01 19:59.
Amazing
Come and clean my house, a house husband!
[If I'm ever out your way, TK, I'll consider it. Thank you. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Fri, 2007-03-02 14:54.
drat, I can't get the photos when I click the thumbnails :( (flickr refuses me).
anyway, happy hnt (a day late)! love that top photo - reminds me a bit of Mrs. Doubtfire, hehe.
l.
x
[Thanks for the head's up, Loz. I fixed the problem. --fl]
Submitted by 1234 (not verified) on Sat, 2007-03-03 08:17.
Figs,
I recommend "Pinball Wizard". That opening guitar instrumental - wooo! great for both sweeping and air guitar!
janeway
[Oh yeah! I love that. And the opening is wonderfully easy to play with its progression of suspended and natural chords. Of course then it gets hard, but that's why Peter Townsend was great. :-) Hmm. I'll have to try it next time I sweep. (Confession: 99% of the time I "sweep" with one of those wide janitor-style dust mops -- less dust that way, and thus way less sneezing and wheezing for figleaves.) Thanks, Janeway. --fl]