I’ve been digging around lately looking for descriptions of how people like to masturbate, based, in part on Wegg’s assertion that the way we masturbate ourselves says something about the kind of lover we are.

By this metric DirtyTalkingGirl is probably a very interesting lover! Here’s an excerpt of her rather stirring description!

Here’s one of my favourite ways, which I’ve been using since puberty…

I pull off my shirt and bra and kneel on the floor with my body across the bed. I make my nipples hard and tight by pinching and yanking them until my hips rock. Then I unzip my jeans and slip everything down past my knees—love that bare-arsed feeling! Grabbing my cheeks from behind, low, at the base, I spread them wide, then clench them, rhythmically. I can’t do this for too long because I want to come right away, but it really jumpstarts my engine.

Keeping my thighs spread, I place fingers of both hands at each side of my pussy mound just where it opens and begin to circle hard and slow. My clit is way too sensitive to touch directly with fingers (though not with tongue), so I apply pressure this way, massaging through the flesh…

The rest of her description is just as nice! Figleaf says check it out if you’re looking for new ideas.