Rachel Kramer Bussel of LUSTY LADY has a great post about blogs like hers, or mine, that you can’t read at work.
I’ll never forget how proud yet also weirded out I was when my best friend told me her law firm wouldn’t let her access my blog. I also remember well when Tripod just wiped out my old site, raquelita8.tripod.com, because I had some inappropriate photos on there. That made me determined to stick photos of my naked body all over my new site. Okay, maybe not all over, but on there somehow. I’m still amused when people tell me they can’t access my blog or site from work and now, thanks to Lux Nightmare, that has a term that’s especially apropos for this blog: The Pink Ghetto.
Read the rest here. Also see an adorable no-breasts, but still NSFW photo of RCB.
Yeah, I get that too. It could be something about the title. It could be the photos (see “continue reading,” below.) And I knew when I bought it that the URL “www.RealAdultSex.com wasn’t exactly going to make me any friends at NetNanny or SurfControl. (I mean that literally, by the way. I was tinkering with political and first-amendment-issues blogging back then and it seemed like the perfect vehicle for tweaking those and automated net filter vendors ever time they blocked what would otherwise be a perfectly ordinary political blog based on its URL. But I digress…)
Anyway, if you’re trying to read this from work you probably can’t, for which I apologize since they already got me at the URL.
And if you’re trying to read this from work , then you probably can’t because if the URL didn’t block it the photos just above probably did. Which means you’re not going to find out that I think it would be cool to be sitting together, naked, you on my lap with your back to me, so you could look down where my cock was standing proudly between your legs and against your belly so it seemed as if it were your cock, and so you could reach down and feel its length rising from your own groin, and when you reached lower you’d find languid testicles lolling in loose skin instead of your own familiar folds. And when you grew impatient with it outside you, as I kissed and bit your neck and shoulders, as I supported and rolled your breasts against my palm, you could palm my length, rise and slip forward just a bit, and guide me into you, rocking your hips back or forth against me to press me against your mons from the inside before leaning back against my chest, your toes and mine just touching the floor, rocking and gimballing the chair like there was no tomorrow.
Oh well.
Luckily one can find chairs like that in home offices too, and at home there might be a nicely made backless rocking chair somewhere that’s not in an office. Those work wonderfully well too.
One other thing. If you’re trying to read this from work then some combination of the URL, the images, and the text — not to mention the responsible-adult metadata I put in my HTML headers to properly keep this site blocked out of schools and parentally-controlled computers — has already gotten me.
Which means you may not no to go to the Dirtyspoke Best of Sex-Blogs page and vote for me in the “Best Male Sex Blog” category, or to vote for all the other great bloggers in the other categories.
Voting ends at midnight, January 31st, so I hope you’re reading this from home.
Submitted by 1181 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-01-31 01:28.
So difficult. You see I'm the one who decides what should or shouldn't be blocked in our department. We are based in a large academic establishment where they don't block anything. They have frequently tried but there is always uproar because *someone*, somewhere, will be researching that particular topic. Nevertheless it doesn't apply to us, and I can and do block certain sites.
It doesn't affect me because I work remotely most of the time. What sort of a hypocrite does that make me? Sauce for the goose, and so on ;)
[Ah ha! Sauce for the goose, eh? :-) Thanks, for the inside look at the issue, A. --fl]
Submitted by 1181 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-01-31 03:49.
Ah...that is what proxy servers are for. I read your little missive, went to the ladies room and wanked myself silly.
"Certainly you can have an appointment tomorrow, dear student."
"You should turn on the aircon. You look a little hot."
"Oh, why thank you. Turn it on on your way out, will you? It's the switch by the door."
Hugs,
rg
[Thank you, RG. (He said while blushing slightly.) --fl]
Submitted by 1181 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-01-31 08:20.
Figleaf:
I think you've made NSFW a badge of honor, the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for sexbloggers.
I started reading your blog over a year ago, and have read it everyday since then. As a woman who went through the nightmare of obtaining an abortion before Roe v. Wade, your commitment to reproductive freedom, whether it is contraception or abortion, was one of the most important reasons why I became a loyal reader. I also respected the way in which you challenged your beliefs, and made me question the erroneous assumptions I carried into adulthood.
You are among the few who realize we are not mind v. body, we are our bodies, and how we view or refuse to view this flesh affects every aspect of our lives. And while it is an understatement to say that you are erudite, you do not lose patience with those who are less learned or thoughtful.
I nominated you. I voted for you, and I hope you win. You deserve it.
OK. Now give me that password to your Flickr account, damnit!
[I'll send you an invitation, Kochanie. I appreciate your support so much. Thank you. --fl]
Submitted by 1181 (not verified) on Wed, 2007-01-31 11:26.
Ooohhh... there you go again, breaking me out of my funk. The combo of your sharp mind with your hot erotic prose does it every time. And then, the cherry on the top, is the awesome photo with the laundry basket. I love your pose; your legs and arms look so strong and your posture is very (ahem) erect. Add the laundry basket, and you have a strong, sexy and useful man, all ready for whatever the day may hold. Wish my laundry days were so inspired!
[Glad I could help, Kitty. Thanks you. --fl]
Submitted by 1181 (not verified) on Fri, 2007-02-02 00:20.
And the winner is ..... our very own figleaf! And I didn't get into trouble for multiple voting. I did wonder.
No doubt you've all known for ages but it's almost first thing in the morning here and I have difficulty focusing.
[I didn't know, but I'm totally psyched. Thanks, A. --fl]
Submitted by 1181 (not verified) on Fri, 2007-02-02 19:24.
I don't have anything of intellectual substance to add, because everyone else already said it, and I was just nodding the whole way through this post. Well... alternately nodding and salivating. YOu are such a tease with those thumbnails that aren't able to be enlarged! But I shouldn't be so greedy... you did give us one big photo, and I have just one thing to say about that: Yum!
[If you'd like to see those photos full-size I'll send you a Flickr invitation. Thanks for your kind words, Amber. I appreciate it. --fl]