Oh what’s the big fuss about occasionally faking orgasms? Haven’t any other guys ever faked it with a partner? Shit happens sometimes, why rain on her parade? Like an on-line acquaintance said, it’s not like sex is that much less enjoyable without having one. And I don’t mean orgasms aren’t great, trust me, I’d get cranky if I simply stopped having them.

But sex without orgasms isn’t even a little bit bad. I mean at least I wasn’t lying when I’ve told a partner that given a choice I’d rather just undress her, kiss her for hours, and eat her till her eyelids fluttered than doing nothing at all. And if I got to undress her, kiss her for hours, eat her till her eyelids fluttered, and then topped it off with a slow comfortable screw… well, it’s even nicer than staying home sorting socks.

And if every now and then I suspect she was faking I assume she wasn’t hating it. Instead I accept it quietly it as a complement and a favor I need to repay sometime. And when or if she catches me out she does the same for me.

I say this because I heard what my friend said about sex with her partner and believe her. It’s not stopping her, it wouldn’t stop me either.