While catching up on my post-vacation blog-reading I notice that Melissa of The Daily Minute got the jump on something I thought I’d dreamed up all by myself…

So I’m in the shower a little bit ago and something struck me as quite funny. I’ve started using this disgustingly expensive age defying soap, and there I was scrubbing away and damn if I wasn’t trying to age defy my coochie. Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna work. She and I have seen a lot (and sometimes not quite as much as promised) and maybe I don’t want to age defy her.

She says this and more here.

It’s funny but just this morning I tried roughly the same thing, first gently and then vigorously rubbing with some of those highly-expensive-looking skin-care samplers that are generally advertised for use on the face. To be perfectly honest I almost never use lubes or lotions yet the skin stays unutterably soft, velvety smooth and pliant. But now I am curious — if these lotions will keep one’s face smooth what effect might it have on other parts of me?

As it turns out none of the samples I used contain cod sperm or bull semen. Now I happen to think that if semen really was good for the skin then most men’s hands would always stay silky smooth and wrinkle free.

Anyway, given all the porn-driven emphasis on male-orgasmic “facials,” it seemed funny (oh, and fun) to try create a “facial” orgasm instead.