Anybody you know own a Sybian – for Women? If you’re not sure what they are Google can tell you all, or more than, you want to know about them.

For roughly $1,500 one can be yours.

Not to sound like a cheapskate or anything, but has anyone ever tried riding one of those old 40’s era “space-age” floor-model canister-style vacuum cleaners? They get cosy warm, they vibrate like mad, you can sit on them and slide around on the carpet, and they cost closer to $14.00 (thrift shop) than $1440.

No, you don’t have what admittedly appears to be a lot of careful engineering. No, it doesn’t have remote control. No, it doesn’t have highly anatomically correct attachments that move with a gentle stirring motion. But what do you expect with a 99% discount?

Add a nice dildo with a suction-cup base if you like, invite a willing volunteer onboard, and at least get proof-of-concept before plunking down the big bucks.