On one of the discussion groups I read heavily before I started this blog one of the topics was “What Gets You Horney? (In 25 Words or Less.)”

It seemed like a tough question. Is it (1) what gets you horny to start with? Or (2) what gets you more horny when you’re already in the mood? Or (3) what can take you over the top when you’re nearly there?

First case:
While driving her home the sitter asks out of the blue if it’s wrong for a high-school senior to have a crush on someone older. (25 words)

Second case:
You’re kissing your partner’s shoulders and breasts and out of the blue she asks if you’d ever want to try a threeway with the sitter. (25 words)

Third case:
You’re making passionate love with your partner and out of the blue you feel first the sitter’s lips, and then her breasts on your back. (25 words)

Without context it’s hard to answer in 25 words or less and of course the great thing about sex is there are so many contexts — many of which do not involve the sitter :-)

Actually the 25 words or less stricture is kind of cool. It’s easier than haiku and a lot more fun. Try it.

Update:
By the way, I can imagine what it would be like to be invited to have a threeway with, or be joined in a threeway with my partner and a high-school senior (or college freshman, I’m not prejudiced :-)). It would certainly make me horny, but since it’s never happened can only imagine it.

Of course imagining it makes me horny. Oops, that’s only seven words! :-)

Even more important update:
In comments DTG of Pussy Talk reminded me that most babysitters are underage. Ewww! (I discuss my philosophical and moral aversion to sex with the underaged here.)